Movie: The Sunshine Boys [1975] Movie: The Sunshine Boys [1975]

Movie: The Sunshine Boys [1975] Movie: The Sunshine Boys [1975]

Al Lewis:
[on the phone] Doris, I want you to pick me up now. I don't want to discuss it. Pick me up. He pulled a knife on me - a kitchen knife! It was still dirty from breakfast!

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Ben Clark:
I'm getting chest pains. You give me chest pains!



Willy Clark:
It's my fault you get excited?



Ben Clark:
Yes! I only get chest paims on Wednesdays!



Willy Clark:
So come Tuesdays.

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Willy Clark:
Oh, you a funny man, Al, a pain in the ass but a funny man.



Al Lewis:
You know what your trouble is, Willy? You always took the jokes too seriously. It was just jokes. We did comedy on the stage for 43 years. I don't think you enjoyed it once.



Willy Clark:
If I was there to enjoy it, I would buy a ticket.

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Ben Clark:
How do you do, Mr. Lewis. I'm Ben Clark, Willy's nephew.



Al Lewis:
[shaking hands] Oh?... oh! Willy's nephew Ben. Sure, hello. How are you?



Ben Clark:
Fine, sir.



Al Lewis:
Good, good. You're Willy's nephew Ben. How are you?



Ben Clark:
Fine, sir, very good. It was nice of you to see me.



Al Lewis:
Really? When was that?



Ben Clark:
[after a pause] Today...


[laughing nervously]



Ben Clark:
Heh, heh, it was nice of you to see me today.



Al Lewis:
Certainly. Today is fine. As a matter of fact, I was expecting you today.



Mrs. Doris Green, Al's Daughter:
Please sit down, Mr. Clark.



Al Lewis:
Why doesn't he sit down?



Ben Clark:
[sitting down] Thank you very much.

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Willy Clark:
Lousy Japs, they lost the war, now they send us their junk!

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