Movie: The Substitute [1996] Movie: The Substitute [1996]

Movie: The Substitute [1996] Movie: The Substitute [1996]

Joey:
It's too bad we had to fuck up the school. I feel bad for the kids tomorrow.

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[Shale confronts Juan Lacas and his cronies in the library]



Shale:
Ohh, I can't tell you boys how much I needed this.



Juan Lacas:
When we're done, I want you to say 'I'm Sorry' 100 times.



Shale:
Shh. No talking in the library.

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Principal Claude Rolle:
You don't teach history anymore Smith. You ARE history!

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Shale:
Did you ever look up the word "mercenary"? It's someone who "works merely for money."



Joey:
Everybody works for money.



Shale:
It's not the money that bothers me; it's the "merely."

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Hollan:
Cuba wimped you out. You lost your mind and now you lost your balls.



Shale:
[grabs Hollan by his crotch] Maybe I'll just borrow yours, on second thought they're too small.



Hollan:
[about to walk away] FUCK YOU. Fucking queers.

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