Movie: The Substitute 3: Winner Takes All [1999] Movie: The Substitute 3: Winner Takes All [1999]

Movie: The Substitute 3: Winner Takes All [1999] Movie: The Substitute 3: Winner Takes All [1999]

Karl Thomasson:
Steroids, they pump you up, make you huge, make you feel like you're the master of the universe! But while you're mastering the universe, let me tell about a couple of other things that they can do: They can give you high blood pressure. They can give you coronary disease, kidney disease, cancer of the liver. They can cause impotence, and sterility, not to mention diareaha, acne, hair loss, body odor, and the always popular, withered testicles. Having trouble getting a date on Saturday? Wait till she finds out what you're packing in your shorts when you're doing steroids. Absolutely nothing. Oh hey! And I almost forgot one other minor side effect: they can kill you! Not years from now down the road, but right now, today, this minute. But hey, don't take my word for it. Just ask your classmate Josh Silver. But don't expect and answer any time soon. 'Cause right now, he's on a stainless steel autopsy table in the medical examiner's office, having his organs removed and disected ONE BY ONE. But hey, he sure could bench press couldn't he?

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Thad:
We still gotta do something about that teacher. Get her off our backs.



Bo Robinson:
Yeah you're right.



Jeremy:
What do you do when someones standing between you and the end-zone? You chop block his ass into next week! Send him home on a stretcher!

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Jeremy:
Yeah I went searchin' for my old man last week.



Thad:
Where'd you find him?



Jeremy:
Same place I always do: Passed out in a puddle of piss with a warm beer in his hand.



Prof. Nicole Stewart:
So you come from a family of intellectuals? Let me tell you something: Playing football may give you a free ride in this school, but in my class you are not going to get academic credit for running pass patterns. You're this close from failing this class. All of you are. And if you do, I just want to remind you that the only football you are going to be seeing is on the television in your frat house. Think about that.

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Head Coach Bill Braden:
So, if you need anything, like tickets just let me know.



Karl Thomasson:
Oh, don't worry, Coach. I know this is going to be a memorable season.

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Prof. Nicole Stewart:
So what do you hope to gain by this?



Karl Thomasson:
The usual. Truth. Justice. The American way.

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