Movie: The Stupids [1996] Movie: The Stupids [1996]

Movie: The Stupids [1996] Movie: The Stupids [1996]

[thinking they've died and gone to Heaven]



Stanley:
Hail to thee, Oh Lord.



The Lloyd:
Actually, it's pronounced 'Lloyd'.



Stanley:
[to Petunia] All these years we've been saying it wrong.

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Stanley Stupid:
I'm stuck, I'm caught, I'm trapped! Somebody help me out here!



Petunia Stupid:
I'm cornered!



Stanley Stupid:
That's it, I'm cornered! That's the word I'm looking for.

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Stanley's Neighbor:
Hey Stanley, I haven't seen you much this weekend. What have you been doing?



Stanley Stupid:
Oh you know, had breakfast, read the paper, saved the world.

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[Stanley's car has exploded right when he swatted a bee on it with his shoe]



Stanley Stupid:
Now that's a well-made shoe.

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Joan Stupid:
Note to self: must buy hand held tape recorder. Then I will no longer be speaking into the garage door opener.

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