Movie: The Singles Ward [2002] Movie: The Singles Ward [2002]

Movie: The Singles Ward [2002] Movie: The Singles Ward [2002]

DeVerl:
[to girls] How are you sweet spirits tonight?

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[Hyrum and Dallin are inhaling helium from balloons left by a girl for the Preference Dance]



Dallin:
Papa Smurf! Papa Smurf! This came out of the balloon! It looks like another piece to the PUZZLE!

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Hyrum:
Jon, we need you to give us a ride.



Jonathan:
I can't, I have a gig in, like, five minutes.



Hyrum:
Come on, man, it's just to the stake center.



Jonathan:
Why can't Zak take you.



Dallin:
He took his car bungee jumping.



Jonathan:
Well, when will he be back?



Eldon:
No, you don't understand. He took his CAR bungee-jumping.

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Eldon:
I've been dancing with this girl, Julia.



Dallin:
Oh flip, dude, she's a cutie.



Eldon:
Yeah, but she uses a DayTimer, and I'm not sure how I feel about that.

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An Airline Passenger:
Look, pal, you want to get married? Try a singles ward.

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