Movie: The Secret of My Succe$s [1987] Movie: The Secret of My Succe$s [1987]

Movie: The Secret of My Succe$s [1987] Movie: The Secret of My Succe$s [1987]

[on entering his newly rented apartment]



Brantley Foster:
All right, listen up. If there are any bugs in here, or rats, or anything that has more legs than I do, you just stay on your side of the room, okay? I'll stay on mine. I should warn you, I'm packing an iron.

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[Vera tries to seduce Brantley at the office]



Brantley Foster:
Aunt Vera, listen, since the last time we met there's been a change.



Vera Prescott:
Yes... nice suit, Brantley!


[she starts undressing him; he tries to escape]



Brantley Foster:
Agh! Ow! Look, what I mean to say is... Oh, Christ! I'm not free any more!



Vera Prescott:
What, you're going to charge me? Oh ho, you're getting awfully cynical - does your mother know about this?



Brantley Foster:
Ohh, no, I am not available.



Vera Prescott:
Oh, good, you're not going to charge me.

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[after sex]



Brantley Foster:
Can I make a personal observation?



Vera Prescott:
Um, anything but the thighs.



Brantley Foster:
You know, somebody sold you a bill of goods and convinced you you had to be 21 forever. I think you're terrific; I think the only thing wrong with you is your husband is a jerk. You're beautiful, you're intelligent, you're sensuous...



Vera Prescott:
Say that again!



Brantley Foster:
Which part?



Vera Prescott:
All of it!


[sounds of car]



Vera Prescott:
Oh, no.



Brantley Foster:
What, what is it?



Vera Prescott:
It's the jerk.


[Brantley rushes to the window]



Vera Prescott:
My husband.



Brantley Foster:
My uncle!



Vera Prescott:
Your what?



Brantley Foster:
Oh God, that makes you...



Vera Prescott:
Auntie Vera?



Brantley Foster:
Oh! God!


[Vera laughs]



Brantley Foster:
Oh God, oh God, oh God! What's my mother going to say? I've disgraced my whole family!



Vera Prescott:
Oh, the hell you did!

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Brantley Foster:
At least I didn't sleep with the boss.



Christy Wills:
No, you slept with the boss's wife!

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Christy Wills:
You want me to spy on him?



Howard Prescott:
No, I don't want you to spy on him. I want you to get to be friends with him, and then rifle through his papers and tell me what you find.

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