Movie: The Secret of My Succe$s [1987] Movie: The Secret of My Succe$s [1987]

Movie: The Secret of My Succe$s [1987] Movie: The Secret of My Succe$s [1987]

Brantley Foster:
What's up? You seem kind of upset.



Christy Wills:
I hate men.



Brantley Foster:
Well! Glad I'm not one of 'em.

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Brantley Foster:
We have a problem.



Vera Prescott:
What?



Brantley Foster:
It's your husband: he's my boss.



Vera Prescott:
O-oh, him. We won't tell him. Besides, Howard's working late tonight - on whom, I have no idea.

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Unnamed employer:
I'm sorry, Mister...



Brantley Foster:
Foster.



Unnamed employer:
I'm sorry, Mr. Foster. We need someone with experience.



Brantley Foster:
But how can I get any experience until I get a job that GIVES me experience?



Unnamed employer:
If we gave you a job just to give you experience, you'd take that experience and get a better job. Then that experience would benefit someone else.



Brantley Foster:
Yeah, but I was trained in college to handle a job like this, so in a sense I already have experience.



Unnamed employer:
What you've got is college experience, not the practical, hard-nosed business experience we're looking for. If you'd joined our training program out of high-school, you'd be qualified for this job now.



Brantley Foster:
Then why did I go to college?



Unnamed employer:
[laughs] Had fun, didn't you?

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[on entering his newly rented apartment]



Brantley Foster:
All right, listen up. If there are any bugs in here, or rats, or anything that has more legs than I do, you just stay on your side of the room, okay? I'll stay on mine. I should warn you, I'm packing an iron.

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[Vera tries to seduce Brantley at the office]



Brantley Foster:
Aunt Vera, listen, since the last time we met there's been a change.



Vera Prescott:
Yes... nice suit, Brantley!


[she starts undressing him; he tries to escape]



Brantley Foster:
Agh! Ow! Look, what I mean to say is... Oh, Christ! I'm not free any more!



Vera Prescott:
What, you're going to charge me? Oh ho, you're getting awfully cynical - does your mother know about this?



Brantley Foster:
Ohh, no, I am not available.



Vera Prescott:
Oh, good, you're not going to charge me.

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