Movie: The Screwy Truant [1945] Movie: The Screwy Truant [1945]

Movie: The Screwy Truant [1945] Movie: The Screwy Truant [1945]

Truant officer:
I got you, didn't I? Why ain't you in school?



Screwy:
Don't worry. I've got a plenty good reason.

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Screwy:
[In the middle of a scene, a wolf goes by chasing Little Red Riding Hood; Screwy stops him] Wait a minute, pal. You're in the wrong picture, ain't ya, man?


[Pulls down main title card]



Screwy:
See? The Screwy Truant, featuring Screwy Squirrel.



Wolf:
Hmm. One of them corny B-pictures, eh?



Screwy:
Oh, yeah? Listen, you. If you were my size, I'd bust you right in the nose.



Wolf:
Oh, yeah?


[Wolf shrinks down to Screwy's size; Screwy shrinks even smaller and runs away]

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Truant officer:
Duh - gee whiz. He hit me with everything but the kitchen sink.



Screwy:
Well, don't want to disappoint you, chum.

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