Movie: The Return of the Pink Panther [1975] Movie: The Return of the Pink Panther [1975]

Movie: The Return of the Pink Panther [1975] Movie: The Return of the Pink Panther [1975]

Dreyfus:
[Offscreen, Dreyfus accidentally fires a gun that he thought did not work. Francois rushes into Dreyfus's office to see what has happened] Don't just stand there, idiot. Call a doctor. And then help me find my nose.

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Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
[in Dreyfus' office, after Clouseau's apartment has been bombed] I tell you, infamous powers are at work! The instant you assign me to a case, the Underworld hears about it and I am set upon! It is amazing that I am still alive!



Dreyfus:
[forcing himself not to giggle] "Amazing" is the polite term.



Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Do I detect something in your voice that says I am in disfavor with you?



Dreyfus:
YES! I wish you were DEAD!



Inspector Jacques Clouseau:
Well, of course, you are entitled to your opinion.

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Clouseau:
I see you are familiar with the falling-down-on-the-floor ploy.

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[after inadvertently destroying much of the hotel he is in]



Clouseau:
I must leave. Zis Hotel is deteriorating rapidly.

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Col. Sharky:
[after examining the scene of stolen Pink Panther, Clouseau notices the wire on the floor] Very ingenious.



Police Chief Lundallah:
[annoyed] He pulled himself across the floor.



Clouseau:
He did?



Police Chief Lundallah:
How else could he have avoided our radar field?



Clouseau:
Yes, how else. Hmm. Of course he would have needed a very slippery floor to do that.



Police Chief Lundallah:
Therefore, the wax.



Clouseau:
The wax? AGHH!


[Clouseau steps on the wax and falls to the floor]



Col. Sharky:
Are you alright, Inspector?



Clouseau:
[on his knees] Of course I'm alright. I'm... examining the wax.


[sniffs the wax on the floor]



Clouseau:
Have you taken a sample of this wax?



Police Chief Lundallah:
Wax is wax!



Clouseau:
See, this is where you are wrong. Wax is NOT just wax. In this case it is a clue. Domestic wax, Belgian Wax, French Wax, English Wax...



Col. Sharky:
Ah, the Inspector is right. Have the wax tested immediately.



Clouseau:
[grabing the mechanical arm from the jewel stand] It is my guess that you will find it is English wax.



Police Chief Lundallah:
Why?



Clouseau:
Because your thief is an Englishman.



Col. Sharky:
How do you know that?



Clouseau:
It is my business to know that. He is Sir Charles Phantom, the notorious Lytton.



Police Chief Lundallah:
The Phantom?



Clouseau:
Yes, one and the same.


[the mechanical arm grabs Clouseaus's crotch]

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