Movie: The Private Eyes [1981] Movie: The Private Eyes [1981]

Movie: The Private Eyes [1981] Movie: The Private Eyes [1981]

Mr. Uwatsum:
How about a nice bowl of fish eyes?



Inspector Winship:
Will you pardon me, please?



Mr. Uwatsum:
Ah... Do you like hummingbird cookies?



Dr. Tart:
...No, thank you.

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Doll voice:
Listen up dummies. The help is all gone, the house is bare. Now you know, a shadow is there. There's one left to die, then my job'll be done. I like killing people, it's a lotta kicks!

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Inspector Winship:
For a short person, you have long sentences.

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[Reading a note next to the dead Hilda]



Dr. Tart:
Hilda is dead, and here's something to note. You can't bury her at sea, 'cause her bosoms will float.

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Inspector Winship:
You know, I have an idea. Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.



Dr. Tart:
What is it?



Inspector Winship:
What's what?



Dr. Tart:
The idea you have?



Inspector Winship:
I just told you!



Dr. Tart:
What was it?



Inspector Winship:
Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.



Dr. Tart:
Right! Now that letter was signed 'Lord Morley'. So he must have read about us in the newspaper and called us in to solve his murder.



Inspector Winship:
How could Lord Morley write us after he was already dead?



Dr. Tart:
Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed Lord Morley wrote that letter.



Inspector Winship:
If you killed Lord Morley would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer?



Dr. Tart:
Are you saying *I* killed Lord Morley?



Inspector Winship:
(aggravated) No! I'm saying you kill me!

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