Movie: The Private Eyes [1981] Movie: The Private Eyes [1981]

Movie: The Private Eyes [1981] Movie: The Private Eyes [1981]

Inspector Winship:
You know, I have an idea. Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.



Dr. Tart:
What is it?



Inspector Winship:
What's what?



Dr. Tart:
The idea you have?



Inspector Winship:
I just told you!



Dr. Tart:
What was it?



Inspector Winship:
Whoever wrote that letter must have read about us in the newspaper.



Dr. Tart:
Right! Now that letter was signed 'Lord Morley'. So he must have read about us in the newspaper and called us in to solve his murder.



Inspector Winship:
How could Lord Morley write us after he was already dead?



Dr. Tart:
Right! You know what? Maybe whoever killed Lord Morley wrote that letter.



Inspector Winship:
If you killed Lord Morley would you write to someone and ask them to find the killer?



Dr. Tart:
Are you saying *I* killed Lord Morley?



Inspector Winship:
(aggravated) No! I'm saying you kill me!

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Dr. Tart:
[reading the tombstone engraved by Tibet's killer] To dig your own grave, is quite a sight. But to bury yourself, is not very bright. There are more to kill, and the job'll be done. Now there are five, soon there'll be a lot less.

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[the staff are introducing themselves to Winship and Tart]



Jock:
[in a slurred and garbled speech] My name is Jock. I'm the groom. I was under Lord Morley's command in India. He had my tongue cut out...



Inspector Winship:
Just a second. What did you say?



Dr. Tart:
He said,


[imitating Jock's speech, only more garbled]



Dr. Tart:
He said that his name is Jock. He was under Lord Morley's command...



Inspector Winship:
Will you shut up?



Dr. Tart:
[still imitating Jock's speech] That's what he said!

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[Inspector Winship is interrogating Mr. Uwatsum, who is completely bald]



Dr. Tart:
[to Inspector Winship] Ask him where he gets his hair done.

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Mr. Uwatsum:
Ah... So.



Inspector Winship:
What'd you call me?

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