Movie: The Practical Pig [1939] Movie: The Practical Pig [1939]

Movie: The Practical Pig [1939] Movie: The Practical Pig [1939]

Practical Pig:
Didn't I tell you not to go swimming?



Fifer Pig:
Oh, we didn't go swimming, did we?



Fiddler Pig:
Oh, no.


[the lie detector detects a lie and spanks the two pigs]



Practical Pig:
Remember, this hurts me worse than it does you.


[the lie detector sounds again and spanks Practical]

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[the little wolves are about to bake the pigs in a pie]



Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig:
You'll be sorry when your pop gets back and we ain't here.



Three Little Wolves:
Ha! We'll be sorry.

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Fifer Pig, Fiddler Pig:
[to each other] You're a pork sausage! You're a pork sausage!



Big Bad Wolf:
Pork sausage. Ha-ha-ha-ha! Pork pie!

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[the Big Bad Wolf gets caught in the Practical Pig's lie detector machine]



Practical Pig:
Where are my brothers?



Big Bad Wolf:
Your brothers? Never heard of 'em!


[the lie detector detects a lie and washes the wolf's mouth with soap and water]



Practical Pig:
Where are my brothers?



Big Bad Wolf:
I ain't seen 'em!


[the lie detector detects another lie and spanks the wolf on the rear]



Practical Pig:
WHERE ARE MY BROTHERS?



Big Bad Wolf:
I ain't...


[He stops and looks at the lie detector, then turns back to Practical and speaks in a calmer voice]



Big Bad Wolf:
Now listen, buddy, you got me wrong. Why, I'm your pal.


[the detector detects still another lie and proceeds to punish the wolf more]

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