Movie: The Parole Officer [2001] Movie: The Parole Officer [2001]

Movie: The Parole Officer [2001] Movie: The Parole Officer [2001]

[in the police interview room]



Simon Garden:
[smugly] You can't intimidate me.



Inspector Burton:
Let me give it a shot. If you open your mouth, I won't lay a finger on you. But you'll go to prison. And when those nonces and those perverts get hold of a clever boy like you - and I'll make sure they do - they'll be queueing up round the block. You're going to end up with an arsehole like a clown's pocket.



Simon Garden:
[gulps] That was pretty good.

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[at Victor's grave]



Sarah, Victor's Wife:
After he worked with you he tried to give up his life of crime. He channelled his interests into amateur dramatics. One night he sneaked off to do the safe at Jackson's - you know, the food-processing plant? Two days later, one of the machines was playing up. They reckon he must have fallen into the mincer.



All:
Ugh!



Sarah, Victor's Wife:
By that stage the order's already gone out. They tried to recall them, but all they got back was half-a-dozen pies and a couple of pasties.



Simon Garden:
And is that what's...


[points at the grave]



Sarah, Victor's Wife:
Yes.



Simon Garden:
What a waste.

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[last lines]



Emma:
Is that a gun in your pocket?



Simon Garden:
Uh... no, it's my penis.

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[demonstrating a remote-controlled toy fire-engine with a camera on the ladder]



Kirsty:
What is it?



George:
It's a GOTLER.



Kirsty:
A what?



Colin:
A George-operated time-lock equalising robot.

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[after seeing Emma in the mirror naked]



Simon Garden:
You've got a lovely little pu... cat

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