Movie: The Parole Officer [2001] Movie: The Parole Officer [2001]

Movie: The Parole Officer [2001] Movie: The Parole Officer [2001]

[last lines]



Emma:
Is that a gun in your pocket?



Simon Garden:
Uh... no, it's my penis.

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Tribunal Chairman:
We talked to your clients, Mr Garden.



Simon Garden:
Yeah, they're good people. I used to say to them: "You're half-way up a mountain. Crime is the easy path to the bottom. Responsibility is the hard path to the top. But when you get there it's a great view. Because in every sinner, there's a..."



Stern Woman:
[interrupting, impatiently] Thank you Mr Garden.

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Colin:
What we don't need is a curly headed wanker trying to be Captain Kirk.



Simon Garden:
At least he got things done. Imagine you looking for Spock in Star Trek 4: "Oh, sorry, we couldn't find him".



Colin:
[laughs] That was Star Trek 3. It was called "The Search for Spock"!

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[in the police interview room]



Simon Garden:
[smugly] You can't intimidate me.



Inspector Burton:
Let me give it a shot. If you open your mouth, I won't lay a finger on you. But you'll go to prison. And when those nonces and those perverts get hold of a clever boy like you - and I'll make sure they do - they'll be queueing up round the block. You're going to end up with an arsehole like a clown's pocket.



Simon Garden:
[gulps] That was pretty good.

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Simon Garden:
I saw a man strangle a human being - well, an accountant anyway.

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