Movie: The Parole Officer [2001] Movie: The Parole Officer [2001]

Movie: The Parole Officer [2001] Movie: The Parole Officer [2001]

Simon Garden:
I've got to go back.



George:
Never go back.



Simon Garden:
I left the tape.



George:
In that case, go back.

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[demonstrating a remote-controlled toy fire-engine with a camera on the ladder]



Kirsty:
What is it?



George:
It's a GOTLER.



Kirsty:
A what?



Colin:
A George-operated time-lock equalising robot.

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[last lines]



Emma:
Is that a gun in your pocket?



Simon Garden:
Uh... no, it's my penis.

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Tribunal Chairman:
We talked to your clients, Mr Garden.



Simon Garden:
Yeah, they're good people. I used to say to them: "You're half-way up a mountain. Crime is the easy path to the bottom. Responsibility is the hard path to the top. But when you get there it's a great view. Because in every sinner, there's a..."



Stern Woman:
[interrupting, impatiently] Thank you Mr Garden.

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[in the police interview room]



Simon Garden:
[smugly] You can't intimidate me.



Inspector Burton:
Let me give it a shot. If you open your mouth, I won't lay a finger on you. But you'll go to prison. And when those nonces and those perverts get hold of a clever boy like you - and I'll make sure they do - they'll be queueing up round the block. You're going to end up with an arsehole like a clown's pocket.



Simon Garden:
[gulps] That was pretty good.

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