Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998]

Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998]

Felix Ungar:
Better pull off the freeway, Oscar, I have to eat. I have a low sugar condition, I have to eat every four hours.



Oscar Madison:
Why the hell didn't you eat when we were back at El Pollo Loco?



Felix Ungar:
Because it wasn't time to eat yet, it was time to pee. Sheesh!

More Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Felix Ungar:
I hate mess and I hate disorder. I went to a hypnotist to try and cure me.



Oscar Madison:
Didn't work, huh?



Felix Ungar:
Na, he was late. I straightened up his office and left.

More Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Sheriff:
Why did you take his toupee?



Felix Ungar:
We didn't! A truck whizzed by and blew it off, huh?



Oscar Madison:
Yeah. I tried to get it back. A bird sat on it, I shooed him, and he flew away with the hairpiece.



Sheriff:
You shot him? You had a gun?



Oscar Madison:
No, no, not shot him, I shooed him. "Shoo, shoo!" Then a hunter shot him, the bird fell on top of the car, and the hairpiece fell on the windshield. I hope there's not gonna be a trial, because I'd hate to repeat that story in court.

More Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Felix Ungar:
Where's my suitcase?



Oscar Madison:
Your suitcase? In the trunk.



Felix Ungar:
No.



Oscar Madison:
No?



Felix Ungar:
No.



Oscar Madison:
Did you look good?



Felix Ungar:
[holds his arms apart] The trunk is this big. It takes about a second and a half to look in there. Your 1927 piece of cardboard is in there, but my suitcase isn't.

More Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Oscar Madison:
Was it San Marino?



Felix Ungar:
Not San Marino, maybe San Quentino.



Oscar Madison:
Not San Quentino, San Sorina.



Felix Ungar:
No not San Sorina.



Oscar Madison:
San Mateo. San Clemente. Roberto Clemente.



Felix Ungar:
Sancho Pancho. Pancho Gonzales.



Oscar Madison:
Ferrando Lamas, Ricardo Montalban.



Felix Ungar:
Ricky Ricardo!

More Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]

Quotes of the month

Anna Aronova If someone before… thought like me , then he was just as smart. -AnnaIsAronova [06/12/2018 03:06:21] More


Aleksandr Grachev We have such a medicine that only time heals. [05/30/2018 07:05:59] More


George Orwell All animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others [06/17/2018 04:06:39] More


Eugene Ryabyi The sophisticated lie requires excellent actor skill. [06/21/2018 06:06:54] More


Eugene Ryabyi The more the girl has guys, the more her forbidden fruit is like a stub. [06/07/2018 04:06:15] More