Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998]

Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998]

Oscar Madison:
The wick is almost out, Felix. All I want is for the candle to glow one last time rather than curse the darkness.



Felix Ungar:
It's not going out, Oscar, not yours and not mine. But I still have hope that somewhere out there we'll find the right lamplighter.



Oscar Madison:
You know, we just used so many metaphors I forgot what the hell we were talking about.

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Felix Ungar:
You just have to help me figure out a reason why I should get up and go sit next to her.



Oscar Madison:
How about... ummm... .I don't know. How about, your seat is broken?



Felix Ungar:
No, 'cos I'm a bad liar, she'll know I'm lying.



Oscar Madison:
How about if I break your seat?

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Felix Ungar:
Look, we have to have a plan, agreed?



Oscar Madison:
Agreed.



Felix Ungar:
Okay. What do you think the plan should be?



Oscar Madison:
I don't care. I agreed. I did my part.

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[In the desert]



Oscar Madison:
I think I just seen Omar Sharif on a camel.

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Felice:
We have so much in common, did you know the first four letters of our names are the same?



Felix Ungar:
Now that you mention it, yeah, we do.



Oscar Madison:
You know, neither of you wear glasses either?

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