Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998]

Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998]

[Felix and Oscar are sprayed by a crop dusting airplane]



Felix Ungar:
What the hell was that?



Oscar Madison:
They purposely did it. They hate New Yorkers.



Felix Ungar:
Who's going to pick us up now? We look like a couple of Pillsbury Doughboys.



Oscar Madison:
Well we'd better get out of the sun before we start to rise.

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Oscar Madison:
Tell me when it hurts.



Felix Ungar:
It hurts!



Oscar Madison:
I got an idea, don't tell me when it hurts cause it's gonna hurt anyway. Okay here we go, one, two three.



Felix Ungar:
[Slides into the car] Aaaaaahh! Ooh! Oh! Oh!



Oscar Madison:
I liked 'it hurts' better.

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[Felix dumps half a dozen different pills on the table]



Oscar Madison:
How do you know which ones to take?



Felix Ungar:
Doesn't make any difference. Whatever they fix, I got.

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Felix Ungar:
Where's my suitcase?



Oscar Madison:
Your suitcase? In the trunk.



Felix Ungar:
No.



Oscar Madison:
No?



Felix Ungar:
No.



Oscar Madison:
Did you look good?



Felix Ungar:
[holds his arms apart] The trunk is this big. It takes about a second and a half to look in there. Your 1927 piece of cardboard is in there, but my suitcase isn't.

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Felix Ungar:
Never count me out until the fat lady divorces me!

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