Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998]

Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998] Movie: The Odd Couple II [1998]

Oscar Madison:
Felix, I haven't seen you in what, 8, 9 years?



Felix Ungar:
Seventeen! Seventeen years, Oscar, you couldn't remember that we haven't seen each other for seventeen years?



Oscar Madison:
To tell you the truth I didn't dwell on it. Alright, seventeen years, so your hair got whiter, your ears got bigger, your nose got longer, but you still retain that unique, elusive pain in the ass quality that drives me berserk.



Felix Ungar:
Oh really?

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Felix Ungar:
Better pull off the freeway, Oscar, I have to eat. I have a low sugar condition, I have to eat every four hours.



Oscar Madison:
Why the hell didn't you eat when we were back at El Pollo Loco?



Felix Ungar:
Because it wasn't time to eat yet, it was time to pee. Sheesh!

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Felix Ungar:
Los Pintos, Los Bresis, Los Picos. Sound familiar?



Oscar Madison:
Yeah they're hotels in Aucopoco.



Felix Ungar:
Ha ha! Look a car has to come from some direction. I'm gonna go stand on the other side of the road.



Oscar Madison:
So we can catch all the heavy traffic at five o'clock at Los Picos.



Felix Ungar:
Got a better idea, Los Idiot?

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Oscar Madison:
We've always had bad chemistry, Felix. We mix like oil and frozen yogurt.

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Felix Ungar:
What do the directions say?



Oscar Madison:
They're gone, I threw them out the window.



Felix Ungar:
[laughing] Oh, you threw them out the window... you threw them out the window? What the hell made you do a stupid thing like that?



Oscar Madison:
Well, I had them on my lap so I could read them. I lit my cigar, the hot ashes fell on my crotch, the map caught fire. I had the choice of either finding the house, or burning up one of the most important parts of my body. Guess which I picked?

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