Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963] Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963]

Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963] Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963]

Buddy Love:
They're nice kids. All nice. All nice kids. They have very, very good taste, I might add.



Stella Purdy:
I'm glad. It would be a shame to waste the genius of yours on the riff-raff.



Buddy Love:
Well, honey, I always say, if you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around the bush, true?



Stella Purdy:
And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together.



Buddy Love:
Just a minute, sweetheart. I don't recall dismissing you.



Stella Purdy:
You rude, discourteous egomaniac!



Buddy Love:
You're crazy about me, right? And I can understand it. Only this morning, looking in the mirror before shaving, I enjoyed seeing what I saw so much I couldn't tear myself away.


[kisses his hand]



Buddy Love:
Have some, baby?

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Gym Attendant:
Are you hurt?



Professor Julius Kelp:
Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt.

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Buddy Love:
I know what you're thinking: Where's he been all my life? Right?



Stella Purdy:
No, not exactly.



Buddy Love:
And that you're happy with the way I handled those three goons, right? Well, normally I would've belted them, but I didn't want to muss myself all up and have you dance with a sloppy guy. Dig?



Stella Purdy:
Well then, you restrained yourself just for little old me.



Buddy Love:
I knew you'd appreciate it. I do a lot of nice things.



Stella Purdy:
Well, is that really the case or is this line 27-a for young college girls?



Buddy Love:
Aww, now you see? You went and done it. For one of the rare times in my life when I dig down into the soul, and you doubt my veracity. Well, that hurts.



Stella Purdy:
Well, it's not your veracity that I doubt.


[pause]



Stella Purdy:
The music stopped.



Buddy Love:
Yeah, I heard.

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Dr. Hamius R. Warfield:
Now try to understand that I understand, that scientists and creators have their little eccentricities. Einstein hated hair cuts, Da Vinci love to paint, and Newton...



Professor Julius Kelp:
He had something to do with figs, didn't he?

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Dr. Hamius R. Warfield:
Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!

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