Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963] Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963]

Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963] Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963]

Gym Attendant:
Are you hurt?



Professor Julius Kelp:
Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt.

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Purple Pit Bartender:
What'll it be?



Buddy Love:
Aww... That's no way to talk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. "What'll it be?" That's no way to treat a customer. C'mere. Try it like this. Pay attention. You'll feel better and the customers'll be happier. Try this: "What'll it be? Hmmm?" Try that. Come on. We haven't got all night. Try it.



Purple Pit Bartender:
What'll it be? Hmmm?



Buddy Love:
Good! That was wonderful. Did anyone ever tell you you couldn't sing?

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Dr. Hamius R. Warfield:
Kelp, it's human nature. Kelp, people just don't like teachers blowing up their kids!

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Buddy Love:
They're nice kids. All nice. All nice kids. They have very, very good taste, I might add.



Stella Purdy:
I'm glad. It would be a shame to waste the genius of yours on the riff-raff.



Buddy Love:
Well, honey, I always say, if you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around the bush, true?



Stella Purdy:
And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together.



Buddy Love:
Just a minute, sweetheart. I don't recall dismissing you.



Stella Purdy:
You rude, discourteous egomaniac!



Buddy Love:
You're crazy about me, right? And I can understand it. Only this morning, looking in the mirror before shaving, I enjoyed seeing what I saw so much I couldn't tear myself away.


[kisses his hand]



Buddy Love:
Have some, baby?

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Buddy Love:
Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me, and let's get started.

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