Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963] Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963]

Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963] Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963]

Professor Julius Kelp:
Well, just don't do something, sit there!

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Buddy Love:
They're nice kids. All nice. All nice kids. They have very, very good taste, I might add.



Stella Purdy:
I'm glad. It would be a shame to waste the genius of yours on the riff-raff.



Buddy Love:
Well, honey, I always say, if you're good and you know it, why waste time beating around the bush, true?



Stella Purdy:
And I always say that to love yourself is the beginning of a life-long romance. And after watching you, I know that you and you will be very happy together.



Buddy Love:
Just a minute, sweetheart. I don't recall dismissing you.



Stella Purdy:
You rude, discourteous egomaniac!



Buddy Love:
You're crazy about me, right? And I can understand it. Only this morning, looking in the mirror before shaving, I enjoyed seeing what I saw so much I couldn't tear myself away.


[kisses his hand]



Buddy Love:
Have some, baby?

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Dr. Hamius R. Warfield:
Now try to understand that I understand, that scientists and creators have their little eccentricities. Einstein hated hair cuts, Da Vinci love to paint, and Newton...



Professor Julius Kelp:
He had something to do with figs, didn't he?

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Buddy Love:
Here y'are, baby. Take this, wipe the lipstick off, slide over here next to me, and let's get started.

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Gym Attendant:
Are you hurt?



Professor Julius Kelp:
Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt.

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