Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963] Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963]

Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963] Movie: The Nutty Professor [1963]

Gym Attendant:
Are you hurt?



Professor Julius Kelp:
Well, if a man with an ulcer and a splinter in his finger and a nail in his foot was then struck by lightning, if you could say that man was not hurt then yes you could say I'm not hurt.

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Buddy Love:
Have some, baby?

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Purple Pit Bartender:
What'll it be?



Buddy Love:
Aww... That's no way to talk. Tsk, tsk, tsk. "What'll it be?" That's no way to treat a customer. C'mere. Try it like this. Pay attention. You'll feel better and the customers'll be happier. Try this: "What'll it be? Hmmm?" Try that. Come on. We haven't got all night. Try it.



Purple Pit Bartender:
What'll it be? Hmmm?



Buddy Love:
Good! That was wonderful. Did anyone ever tell you you couldn't sing?

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Professor Julius Kelp:
Well, just don't do something, sit there!

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Buddy Love:
I know what you're thinking: Where's he been all my life? Right?



Stella Purdy:
No, not exactly.



Buddy Love:
And that you're happy with the way I handled those three goons, right? Well, normally I would've belted them, but I didn't want to muss myself all up and have you dance with a sloppy guy. Dig?



Stella Purdy:
Well then, you restrained yourself just for little old me.



Buddy Love:
I knew you'd appreciate it. I do a lot of nice things.



Stella Purdy:
Well, is that really the case or is this line 27-a for young college girls?



Buddy Love:
Aww, now you see? You went and done it. For one of the rare times in my life when I dig down into the soul, and you doubt my veracity. Well, that hurts.



Stella Purdy:
Well, it's not your veracity that I doubt.


[pause]



Stella Purdy:
The music stopped.



Buddy Love:
Yeah, I heard.

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