Movie: The North Avenue Irregulars [1979] Movie: The North Avenue Irregulars [1979]

Movie: The North Avenue Irregulars [1979] Movie: The North Avenue Irregulars [1979]

Rev. Michael Hill:
Where is this bookie?



Mrs. Rose Rafferty:
I don't know which one he used.



Rev. Michael Hill:
There's more than one?



Mrs. Rose Rafferty:
Lots. Carlucci's Bakery, the pet store on Friar, or the orthopedic shoe store. But I'll lay you 8-to-1 he used Harry the Hat.



Rev. Michael Hill:
Harry the Hat?



Mrs. Rose Rafferty:
Right.

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Sam the Tailor:
Hold it! Your pants.



Rev. Michael Hill:
What?



Sam the Tailor:
[points to a sign behind him and reads it out] "Pants Pressed While 'U Wait." That's part of my deal with Harry.



Rev. Michael Hill:
But all I want to do is talk to him.



Sam the Tailor:
No exceptions.

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[Everybody has just spotted Rev. Hill returning to church with only his britches missing]



Bette Sims:
How come he doesn't have any pants on?



Mrs. Vicki Sims:
Well, we - we don't know why, we - we don't question why.



Bette Sims:
Why don't we? Did we also posed that daddy has pants on, when he doesn't?



Mrs. Vicki Sims:
[sappy-like] Mm-hmm, Yeah.

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[in a saloon, Jane and Marv Fogleman "Chief T-Man" are in there, and Jane is disguised silly like a saloon girl. Howard "Jane's fiancé" and his mother just arrive]



Howard Carlisle:
Jane!



Jane:
Howard!



Howard Carlisle:
What on Earth are you doing in here?



Jane:
I'm just having a little refreshment.



Mother Carlisle:
Oh, is that what they call it these days? Ask her who the man is, Howard.



Howard Carlisle:
Who -...



Jane:
Howard, I'll call you later.



Mother Carlisle:
Ask her who the man is, Howard!



Jane:
Howard -...


[Howard's mom pokes him, still forcing him to ask it]



Howard Carlisle:
Who is that man?



Jane:
He's just a guy. He bought me a drink, now is that a crime?



Mother Carlisle:
See, I told you she wasn't right for you, in the first place.



Howard Carlisle:
Yes, Mother.

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Marvin Fogleman, T-Man:
[calling over the radio from the room] Phantom Fox.



Claire:
Uh, Max and I are watching Freddie Uh Two Fingers' Snooker Parlor, and uh I... expect to be murdered any minute. If that should happen, would somebody please contact Alfredo? He does my hair.



Marvin Fogleman, T-Man:
Ten-four.



Mr. Delaney Rafferty:
[over the radio] Five dames ain't gonna find no bank. We'll be lucky if they don't get us all killed! If you want me honest opinion, it's a wild duck chase.



Marvin Fogleman, T-Man:
Who...


[grabbing the radio phone and turning to Reverand Hill]



Marvin Fogleman, T-Man:
who is that?



Rev. Michael Hill:
[grabs radio phone] Sounds like Delaney Rafferty. Eh, Blarney Stone... the whole idea is that they'd be less suspicious with women following them.



Mrs. Rose Rafferty:
I know, I know but I can't drive, Reverand. And you'll never recognize Delaney.



Mr. Delaney Rafferty:
[grabs radio phone from Rose. Delaney is dressed up as a woman] Don't use my name, I told ya. If it got out what I was doing, I'd be spending the night in the river that's what! Them guys play for keeps!

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