Movie: The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat [1974] Movie: The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat [1974]

Movie: The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat [1974] Movie: The Nine Lives of Fritz the Cat [1974]

Fritz's manager:
[when he and Fritz first see the crow reporter; Fritz is going off into space] Hot damn. That chick wouldn't look bad holding up a Hershey's bar, would she? With nuts.

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Fritz:
Look I don't know how you can run a business and not be able to cash this miserable fittence of a welfare check, is all.



Morris:
[taking a pickle from his pickle jar] If I give you all my money, I will have nothing left to buy with.

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Narrator:
The 1970's - Jump Back, baby!

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Fritz:
[various "honky" members of the press are trying to screw the "negress" reporter when Fritz steps out of the truck] Ah, freedom of the press.



Crow Reporter:
[various white men lying on top of her] Hey, Fritz, baby, want to talk to Walter?



Fritz:
Sure. Why not?


[the crow reporter makes her way out of the pile, smacks one of the reporters in the back of the head, and pulls her panties up as an off-screen male reporter speaks to Fritz]



Walter:
Fritz... does being the first to set foot on Mars ? golly - kind of give you goose bumps?



Fritz:
Ahem. Gentlemen, I've been up and down the four corners of this big old world, and I've seen it all, and I've done it all. I've fought many a good man and laid many a good woman. And I've had riches, fame, and adventure, too. Yes. I've stood eyeball-to-eyeball with death countless times and never, never once squinted. Oh, I've tasted life to the fullest, and still my tortured soul cries out - more! More! Oh, shit! Oh, oh, God, can there be any more?



Crow Reporter:
How do it feel, Fritz? I mean, man, like Mars ain't around the corner.



Fritz:
Oh, you're so right.


[leading the crow reporter up to the space craft to have sex with her]



Fritz:
Hey, would you like to discuss this in private? Gee, you got a lovely pair of eyes.



Crow Reporter:
In private?



Fritz:
Mm-hmm. Yeah, sure. Listen, doll, I'd kind of like to give you a break. You know, kind of help pay back for what my people did to your people.



Crow Reporter:
Yeah? What kind of a break?



Fritz:
Well, you know, an exclusive - an inside story.

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Fritz:
Hey, you know the most interesting thing about smoking is that it causes excessive perspiration, and a person has to take off all of their clothes, or they could drown to death in their own juices.

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