Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] Movie: The Naked Gun [1988]

Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] Movie: The Naked Gun [1988]

[Frank Drebin is angrily breaking up with Jane Spencer]
Frank: Oh, and one more thing: I faked every orgasm!
Jane: [heartbroken] Oh, Funny Face.More Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] quotes [03/26/2007 12:03:00]
[Frank grabs a baseball bat and gets one of the umpire's attention]
Frank: Oh, excuse me. Um, could you tell me. Is this an official bat?
[Frank struck the umpire's head with the bat and was knocked out. Frank drags him to the equipment room]More Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] quotes [03/26/2007 12:03:00]
Ludwig: So they were able to get him to the hospital in time?
Frank: Yes, he's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.More Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] quotes [03/26/2007 12:03:00]
Mayor: Now Drebin, I don't want any trouble like you had on the South Side like last year, that's my policy.
Frank: Well, when I see five weirdos dressed in togas, stabbing a man in the middle of the park in front of a full view of 100 people, I shoot the bastards, that's my policy.
Mayor: That was a Shakesphere In The Park Production of Julius Caesar, you moron! You killed five actors! Good ones!More Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] quotes [03/26/2007 12:03:00]
Vincent Ludwig: Tell me, Mr. Papshmir, in all the world, who is the most effective assassin?
Papshmir: Well, I would think ANYONE who manages to conceal his identity as an assassin.
Vincent Ludwig: Yes, but there is even a more ideal assassin - one who doesn't KNOW he's an assassin.More Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] Movie: The Naked Gun [1988] quotes [03/26/2007 12:03:00]

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