Movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [1 Movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [1

Movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [1 Movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [1

President George Bush:
Frank, please consider filling a post I'm creating. It may mean long hours and dangerous nights, surrounded by some of the scummiest elements in our society.



Lt. Frank Drebin:
You want me to be in your cabinet?

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[Lt. Frank Drebin and Ed Hocken are in a sex shop making inquiries]



Busty Female Shop Assistant:
Why should I tell you, copper?



Lt. Frank Drebin:
Because I'm the last line of defense between sleaze like this and the decent people of this town.


[a male shop assistant appears from a storeroom]



Sex Shop Assistant:
Oh, hi, Frank. Say, we got that model D83 Swedish sure-grip suck machine that you ordered.



Lt. Frank Drebin:
[to the Female Assistant] It's a gift.

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Busty Female Shop Assistant:
Is this some kind of bust?



Lt. Frank Drebin:
Well, it's very impressive, yes, but we need to ask you a few questions.

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Lt. Frank Drebin:
Oh, it's all right. I'm sure that we can handle this situation maturely, just like the responsible adults that we are. Isn't that right, Mr... Poopy Pants?

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Lt. Frank Drebin:
Hector Savage. From Detroit. Ex-boxer. His real name was Joey Chicago.



Ed Hocken:
Oh, yeah. He fought under the name of Kid Minneapolis.



Nordberg:
I saw Kid Minneapolis fight once. In Cincinnati.



Lt. Frank Drebin:
No you're thinking of Kid New York. He fought out of Philly.



Ed Hocken:
He was killed in the ring in Houston. By Tex Colorado. You know, the Arizona Assassin.



Nordberg:
Yeah, from Dakota. I don't remember it was North or South.



Lt. Frank Drebin:
North. South Dakota was his brother. From West Virginia.



Ed Hocken:
You sure know your boxing.



Lt. Frank Drebin:
All I know is never bet on the white guy.


[Nordberg nods in agreement]

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