Movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [1 Movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [1

Movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [1 Movie: The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear [1

Waiter:
Telephone call, commissioner.



Commissioner Anabell Brumford:
Thank you.


[picks up phone]



Commissioner Anabell Brumford:
Hello?... He did what?... How many animals escaped?... Oh, my God...



Lt. Frank Drebin:
Good evening, commissioner. You're looking lovely tonight.



Commissioner Anabell Brumford:
Do you realize that because of you this city is being overrun by baboons?



Lt. Frank Drebin:
Well, isn't that the fault of the voters?


[Frank walks away, leaving Commissioner Brumford with an astonished face]

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Quentin Hapsburg:
I don't recall your name on the guest list.



Lt. Frank Drebin:
That's OK. I sometimes go by my maiden name.

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[Lt. Frank Drebin and Jane Spencer are standing next to a nuclear bomb which is about to explode]



Jane Spencer:
Frank, if you're going to be blown to bits, I want to be here with you.

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Dr. Mainheimer:
[the entire audience is asleep] Now, to elaborate on point 102...



Ed Hocken:
[hands him a book called "Strokin' The Love Muffin"] Here! Read this, it's an emergency.



Dr. Mainheimer:
[starts reading] "His strong manly hands probed every crevice of her silken femininity, their undulating bodies writhing in sensual rhythm, as he thrust his purple-headed warrior into her quivering mound of love pudding."


[audience slowly wakes up]



Nordberg:
All right, listen up everyone! I want you to calmly file towards the exits. That's it, that's it! Nobody runs, just walk. Single file. That's it. Now if we just stay calm, no one's gonna be harmed by the huge bomb that's gonna explode any minute.


[audience panics and runs everywhere]

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Lt. Frank Drebin:
I'm single! I love being single! I haven't had this much sex since I was a Boy Scout leader!


[Music stops playing. Everyone stops talking and stares at him]



Lt. Frank Drebin:
[to everybody] I mean at the time I was dating a lot.

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