Movie: The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years [198 Movie: The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years [198

Movie: The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years [198 Movie: The Muppets: A Celebration of 30 Years [198

Ernie:
[as Bert reads off from his speech] Hey, Bert...


[plucks his nose off his face]



Ernie:
Your nose is loose, Bert.


[laughs]



Bert:
[muffed voice] Ernie, that is *not* funny.



Ernie:
But that's the old Nose Joke, Bert. It's been around since Sesame Street started in 1969.


[puts his nose back on him]



Bert:
That's true. You *have* been doing that to me for 17 years!



Ernie:
I know, Bert, but don't thank me; it's my job.

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[last lines]



Kermit the Frog:
Well, thanks everybody. It's been a great 30 years. Our next 30 years starts tomorrow, so there'll be a dress rehearsal at 9am sharp!

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[first lines]



Fozzie Bear:
Yes, I know it's hard to believe, but the Muppets are 30 years old!



Waldorf:
[to Statler] That's okay with me. I love being 30!



Statler:
You old fool, your pacemaker's older than that!

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Robin the Frog:
Uncle Kermit, what's your favorite thing about the Muppets?



Kermit the Frog:
Well, you know, Robin, there are times when the Muppets aren't funny.



Robin the Frog:
Hmm. Yeah, but I always figured that's the writer's fault.



Kermit the Frog:
Well, no, I'm really talking about those times when we don't *try* to be just funny, and I think maybe those are my favorite parts.

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Count von Count:
One friend from Sesame Street, plus one friend from Sesame Street, equals two friends from Sesame Street! Ah, ha, ha!

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