Movie: The Muppets Go to the Movies [1981] Movie: The Muppets Go to the Movies [1981]

Movie: The Muppets Go to the Movies [1981] Movie: The Muppets Go to the Movies [1981]

[Backstage; Link comes hurtling through the air and lands on top of Miss Piggy. She untangles herself and stands up, furious]



Miss Piggy:
Do you know what you just did?



Link Hogthrob:
Yes, I flew through the air with the greatest of ease. The audience loved it. They wanted an encore.



Miss Piggy:
Well, let us not disappoint them.


[karate chopping him]



Miss Piggy:
HIYA!

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Scooter (as Porthos):
The Villain has dropped something--perhaps it is a clue!



Link Hogthrob (as Gummo):
It is a crumpet.



Scooter (as Porthos):
A pumpernickel crumpet!



The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
[fighting the bandit] A pumpernickel crumpet?



Link Hogthrob (as Gummo):
A crumpernickel pumpet?



Scooter (as Porthos):
And furthermore, it has lumps all over it.



The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
A lumpy pumpernickel crumpet?



Link Hogthrob (as Gummo):
A crumpy lumpernickel pumpet?



Scooter (as Porthos):
And in all of France, there is but one bakery which makes such a delicacy!



The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
And that bakery is?



Scooter (as Porthos):
Humperdinck's!



The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
A Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpet?



Link Hogthrob (as Gummo):
A crumperdinck's lumpy humple-crumple...pumplehumple...can we just get on with the story?



Scooter (as Porthos):
And who is the man who loves Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets beyond all things?



Link Hogthrob (as Gummo), The Great Gonzo (as Athos):
We don't know, who?



Scooter (as Porthos):
That simplewimp the Scarlet Pimpernel!



The Great Gonzo (as Athos)
, Scooter (as Porthos):
Egads! It's that simplewimp Pimpernel and his Humperdinck's lumpy pumpernickel crumpets!


[to audience]



The Great Gonzo (as Athos)
, Scooter (as Porthos):
Ta da!

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Sam the Eagle:
[translating Gummo Bergman's "Silent Strawberries"] Ah, well, since you do not wish death, then how about a rubber chicken?

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