Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol [1992] Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol [1992]

Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol [1992] Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol [1992]

Ebenezer Scrooge:
I do not make merry at Christmas...



Fred:
That is certainly true.



Ebenezer Scrooge:
And I cannot afford to make other people merry.



Fred:
That is certainly *not* true!

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Ebenezer Scrooge:
What business has brought you here?



Ghost of Christmas Past:
Your welfare.



Ebenezer Scrooge:
Heh, a night's unbroken rest might aid my welfare.



Ghost of Christmas Past:
Your salvation, then.

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Gonzo:
It was the afternoon of Christmas Eve and Scrooge was conscious of a thousand odors, each one connected with a thousand thoughts and hopes and joys and cares long, long forgotten.

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Rizzo the Rat:
How do you know what Scrooge is doin'? We're down here and he's up dere.



Gonzo:
I told you, storytellers are omniscient; I know everything!



Rizzo the Rat:
Hoity-toity, Mr. Godlike Smarty-Pants.



Gonzo:
To conduct a proper search, Scrooge was forced to light the lamps.


[the lamps come on]



Rizzo the Rat:
How does he do dat?

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[Gonzo and Rizzo are flying over London]



Gonzo:
Hello, London.



Rizzo the Rat:
Goodbye, lunch.

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