Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol [1992] Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol [1992]

Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol [1992] Movie: The Muppet Christmas Carol [1992]

Fozziwig:
Here is my Christmas speech. "Thank you all, and Merry Christmas."



Jacob Marley:
That was the speech?



Robert Marley:
It was dumb.



Jacob Marley:
It was obvious.



Robert Marley:
It was pointless.



Jacob Marley:
It was... short.



Robert Marley, Jacob Marley:
I loved it.

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Lew Zealand:
It's the boomerang fish. Guaranteed fresh. I throw the fish A-WAY... and it comes back to me. Get 'em while they're fresh.

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Rizzo the Rat:
This is scary stuff! Shouldn't we be worried about the kids in the audience?



Gonzo:
Oh, no, this is culture!

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Ghost of Christmas Past:
There was of course, another Christmas with this girl. Some years later.



Ebenezer Scrooge:
Oh please, spirit... do not show me that Christmas.

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[the schoolroom shelf has collapsed]



Sam the Eagle:
I've been meaning to fix that shelf.

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