Movie: The Movie House Massacre [1984] Movie: The Movie House Massacre [1984]

Movie: The Movie House Massacre [1984] Movie: The Movie House Massacre [1984]

Roland Sharp:
I gave up alcohol about ten years ago.



Molly McCarthy:
Didn't like yourself when you were drinking, huh?



Roland Sharp:
Hell, I loved myself when I was drinking. It was the other people that had the problem!

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The Manager's Assistant:
Oh my God! Who brought that chain saw to the prom?

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Roland Sharp:
[to the pizza guy through the window] Set the pizza on the porch, take two steps back, put your hands behind your head!



Pizza Delivery Guy:
[Sharp comes outside, begins to frisk the pizza guy] Uhh... what's the problem dude?



Roland Sharp:
If that pizza's warm, there won't be a problem.


[pays the guy]



Pizza Delivery Guy:
[notices the girls inside] Dude, do you live here with all these girls?



Roland Sharp:
Temporarily.



Pizza Delivery Guy:
Dude, you're my new hero.



Roland Sharp:
Imagine what that means to me.


[shuts the door]

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Roland Sharp:
[Percy and the cheerleaders have just finished their dance-off] Now that's old school.

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Percy Stevens:
Who put that table there?

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