Movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek [1944] Movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek [1944]

Movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek [1944] Movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek [1944]

Mr. Johnson:
The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn't for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he's forced to. It's up to the woman to knock him down, hogtie him, and drag him in front of two witnesses immediately if not sooner. Anytime after that is too late.

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Mr. Johnson:
I don't deal with spooks. She doesn't need a lawyer, she needs a Medium.

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Norval Jones:
W-what was his first name?



Trudy Kockenlocker:
You mean Ratzkywatzky?



Norval Jones:
N-n-naturally.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Does he have to have a first name?



Norval Jones:
Of course he has to have a first name. Everybody has a first name. Even dogs have first names, even if they don't have any last names.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Well, I don't know. I had an uncle named Roscoe.



Norval Jones:
Roscoe, Roscoe, he eats them alive!



Trudy Kockenlocker:
What?



Norval Jones:
That - that's a snake eater's name.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Well, it was my uncle's name.



Norval Jones:
Well, how about Hugo?



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!



Norval Jones:
Well, how about Otis? That was...



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!



Norval Jones:
That was my father's name.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, I'm sorry.



Norval Jones:
Well, it doesn't matter. You can call him Montmorency for all I care.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!



Norval Jones:
Well, what goes good with Ratzkywatzky?



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Nothing!



Norval Jones:
How about Ignatz?



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Ignatz? You'd have to take a b-b-bicarbonite with that.



Norval Jones:
Ignatz Ra-ra-ratzkywatzky. That - that fits alright.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!

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Constable Kockenlocker:
The trouble with kids is they always figure they're smarter than their parents - never stop to think if their old man could get by for 50 years and feed 'em and clothe 'em - he maybe had something up here to get by with - things that seem like brain twisters to you might be very simple for him.

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Constable Kockenlocker:
Daughters. Phooey.

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