Movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek [1944] Movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek [1944]

Movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek [1944] Movie: The Miracle of Morgan's Creek [1944]

Emmy:
That's not being very helpful.



Constable Kockenlocker:
What do you want me to do? Learn to knit?

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Emmy:
If you don't mind my mentioning it, Father, I think you have a mind like a swamp!

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Norval Jones:
W-what was his first name?



Trudy Kockenlocker:
You mean Ratzkywatzky?



Norval Jones:
N-n-naturally.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Does he have to have a first name?



Norval Jones:
Of course he has to have a first name. Everybody has a first name. Even dogs have first names, even if they don't have any last names.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Well, I don't know. I had an uncle named Roscoe.



Norval Jones:
Roscoe, Roscoe, he eats them alive!



Trudy Kockenlocker:
What?



Norval Jones:
That - that's a snake eater's name.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Well, it was my uncle's name.



Norval Jones:
Well, how about Hugo?



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!



Norval Jones:
Well, how about Otis? That was...



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!



Norval Jones:
That was my father's name.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, I'm sorry.



Norval Jones:
Well, it doesn't matter. You can call him Montmorency for all I care.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!



Norval Jones:
Well, what goes good with Ratzkywatzky?



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Nothing!



Norval Jones:
How about Ignatz?



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Ignatz? You'd have to take a b-b-bicarbonite with that.



Norval Jones:
Ignatz Ra-ra-ratzkywatzky. That - that fits alright.



Trudy Kockenlocker:
Oh, phooey!

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Mr. Johnson:
The responsibility for recording a marriage has always been up to woman. If it wasn't for her, marriage would have disappeared long since. No man is going to jeopardize his present or poison his future with a lot of little brats hollering around the house unless he's forced to. It's up to the woman to knock him down, hogtie him, and drag him in front of two witnesses immediately if not sooner. Anytime after that is too late.

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Mr. Tuerck:
Women are always trying to take the blame for men - it's what you call the mother instinct.

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