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Humphrey:
Now two boys have been found rubbing linseed oil into the school cormorant. Now some of you may feel that the cormorant does not play an important part in the life of the school, but I would remind you that it was presented to us by the corporation of the Town of Sudbury to commemorate Empire Day, when we try to remember the names of all those from the Sudbury area who so gallantly gave their lives to keep China British. So from now on, the cormorant is strictly OUT OF BOUNDS. Oh and Jenkins? Apparently your mother died this morning. Chaplain?

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[the Middle Of The Film]



Lady Presenter:
Hello, and welcome to 'The Middle of the Film', the moment where we take a break to invite you, the audience, to join us, the film-makers, in 'Find the Fish'. We're going to show you a scene from another film and ask you to guess where the fish is, but, if you think you know, don't keep it to yourselves. Yell out so that all the cinema can hear you. So, here we are with... 'Find the Fish'.

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Father:
[singing] Every sperm is sacred/Every sperm is great/If a sperm is wasted/God gets quite irate.

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Chaplain:
Let us praise God. O Lord...



Congregation:
O Lord...



Chaplain:
...Ooh, You are so big...



Congregation:
...ooh, You are so big...



Chaplain:
...So absolutely huge.



Congregation:
...So absolutely huge.



Chaplain:
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.



Congregation:
Gosh, we're all really impressed down here, I can tell You.



Chaplain:
Forgive us, O Lord, for this, our dreadful toadying, and...



Congregation:
And barefaced flattery.



Chaplain:
But You are so strong and, well, just so super.



Congregation:
Fantastic.



Humphrey:
Amen.



Congregation:
Amen.

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Maitre d':
Good evening sir and how are we today?



Mr. Creosote:
Better.



Maitre d':
Better?



Mr. Creosote:
Better get a bucket. I'm gonna throw up.

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