Movie: The Meaning of Life [1983] Movie: The Meaning of Life [1983]

Movie: The Meaning of Life [1983] Movie: The Meaning of Life [1983]

Man in Pink:
[singing] Whenever life gets you down Mrs. Brown / and things seem hard or tough / and people are stupid, obnoxious or daft / and you feel that you've had quite enough! / just remember that your standing on a planet thats evolving / revolving at nine-hundred miles an hour / its orbiting at ninety miles a second / so its reckoned / a sun that is the source of all our power / the sun and you and me / and all the stars that we can see / are moving at a million miles a day / in an outer spiral arm at forty-thousand miles an hour / of the galaxy we call the Milky Way / Our galaxy itself / contains a hundred billion stars / its a hundred thousand lightyears side to side / it bulges in the middle / sixteen-thousand lightyears thick / but out by us its just three-thousand lightyears wide / were thirty-thousand lightyears from galatic central point / we go round every two-hundred-million years / and our galaxy is only one of millions of billions in this amazing and expanding universe.


[musical interlude]



Man in Pink:
The universe itself keeps on expanding and expanding / in all of the directions it can whiz / as fast as it can go / the speed of light you know / twelve million miles a minute and thats the fastest speed there is / so remember when your feeling very small and insecure / how amazingly unlikely is your birth / and pray that there intelligent life somewhere up in space / cause theres bugger all down here on Earth.

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Humphrey:
And spotteth twice they the camels before the third hour. And so the Midianites went forth to Ram Gilead in Kadesh Bilgemath by Shor Ethra Regalion, to the house of Gash-Bil-Betheul-Bazda, he who brought the butter dish to Balshazar and the tent peg to the house of Rashomon, and there slew they the goats, yea, and placed they the bits in little pots. Here endeth the lesson.

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Grim Reaper:
I AM DEATH!



Guest #4:
Well, that's cast a gloom over the evening...

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Hospital Administrator:
Ah, I see you have the machine that goes ping. This is my favorite. You see we lease it back from the company we sold it to and that way it comes under the monthly current budget and not the capital account.


[Everyone in the room applauds]



Hospital Administrator:
Thank you, thank you.

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Hospital Administrator:
And what are you doing this morning?



Obstetrician:
It's a birth.



Hospital Administrator:
Ah. And what sort of thing is that?



Dr. Spenser:
Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.



Hospital Administrator:
Wonderful what we can do nowdays.

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