Movie: The Meaning of Life [1983] Movie: The Meaning of Life [1983]

Movie: The Meaning of Life [1983] Movie: The Meaning of Life [1983]

Hospital Administrator:
And what are you doing this morning?



Obstetrician:
It's a birth.



Hospital Administrator:
Ah. And what sort of thing is that?



Dr. Spenser:
Well, that's where we take a new baby out of a lady's tummy.



Hospital Administrator:
Wonderful what we can do nowdays.

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Sergeant Major:
Is there something YOU'D all rather be doing than marching about the square? You'd all rather be at the pictures, I suppose.


[Everyone agrees]



Sergeant Major:
Well, off you go.

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[the End Of The Film]



Lady Presenter:
Well, that's the end of the film. Now, here's the meaning of life.


[Receives an envelope]



Lady Presenter:
Thank you, Brigitte.


[Opens envelope, reads what's inside]



Lady Presenter:
M-hmm. Well, it's nothing very special. Uh, try and be nice to people, avoid eating fat, read a good book every now and then, get some walking in, and try and live together in peace and harmony with people of all creeds and nations. And, finally, here are some completely gratuitous pictures of penises to annoy the censors and to hopefully spark some sort of controversy, which, it seems, is the only way, these days, to get the jaded, video-sated public off their fucking arses and back in the sodding cinema. Family entertainment? Bollocks. What they want is filth: people doing things to each other with chainsaws during tupperware parties, babysitters being stabbed with knitting needles by gay presidential candidates, vigilante groups strangling chickens, armed bands of theatre critics exterminating mutant goats. Where's the fun in pictures? Oh, well, there we are. Here's the theme music. Goodnight.

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Paitent:
What do I do?



Dr. Spenser:
Nothing dear, you're not qualified.

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Father:
[singing] Every sperm is sacred/Every sperm is great/If a sperm is wasted/God gets quite irate.

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