Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

Texas Man:
Am I going too fast for you?



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Man] Am I going too fast for you?



Texas Wife:
Are you mocking my husband?



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Wife] Are you mocking my husband?



Texas Wife:
'Cause you better not be!



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Wife] 'Cause you better not be!

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[From trailer]



Devlin Bowman:
I think it's time for you to go.



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Making talking gesture with hand] This is what you're doing...


[Closes hand]



Pistachio Disguisey:
this is what I want you to do.



Devlin Bowman:
Did you just tell me to shut up?



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes.

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Grandfather Disguisey:
Did you ask Jeeves?



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes but no such luck.



Grandfather Disguisey:
When you were on the roof... did you hear something like this?


[Slaps Pistachio]



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes exactly that. But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

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Pistachio Disguisey:
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle!

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[From the trailer]



Pistachio Disguisey:
[to a snake] Come get the cheese, buttercup.

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