Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

[after reading a chapter about finding Mama and Papa in the pop-up book]



Pistachio Disguisey:
That's one specific farmer.

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Pistachio Disguisey:
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle!

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Jennifer:
Love Cake?



Pistachio Disguisey:
What?



Jennifer:
You said "Love Cake"!



Pistachio Disguisey:
Why would I say that? Your hindquarters are hideously scrawny!



Jennifer:
What?



Pistachio Disguisey:
What I was trying to say is that I have a present for Barney.


[hands her knee pads]



Pistachio Disguisey:
Tell him they are from his dad... da da da dat Italian guy... Me.

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Texas Man:
Am I going too fast for you?



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Man] Am I going too fast for you?



Texas Wife:
Are you mocking my husband?



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Wife] Are you mocking my husband?



Texas Wife:
'Cause you better not be!



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Wife] 'Cause you better not be!

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Pistachio Disguisey:
It's so crazy, it just might work!

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