Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

Grandfather Disguisey:
When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?


[Slaps Pistachio]



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

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Grandfather Disguisey:
Did you ask Jeeves?



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes but no such luck.



Grandfather Disguisey:
When you were on the roof... did you hear something like this?


[Slaps Pistachio]



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes exactly that. But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

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[From the trailer]



Pistachio Disguisey:
[to a snake] Come get the cheese, buttercup.

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[after reading a chapter about finding Mama and Papa in the pop-up book]



Pistachio Disguisey:
That's one specific farmer.

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Jennifer:
Love Cake?



Pistachio Disguisey:
What?



Jennifer:
You said "Love Cake"!



Pistachio Disguisey:
Why would I say that? Your hindquarters are hideously scrawny!



Jennifer:
What?



Pistachio Disguisey:
What I was trying to say is that I have a present for Barney.


[hands her knee pads]



Pistachio Disguisey:
Tell him they are from his dad... da da da dat Italian guy... Me.

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