Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

Grandfather Disguisey:
Did you ask Jeeves?



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes but no such luck.



Grandfather Disguisey:
When you were on the roof... did you hear something like this?


[Slaps Pistachio]



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes exactly that. But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

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Pistachio Disguisey:
It's so crazy, it just might work!

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Texas Man:
Am I going too fast for you?



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Man] Am I going too fast for you?



Texas Wife:
Are you mocking my husband?



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Wife] Are you mocking my husband?



Texas Wife:
'Cause you better not be!



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Mocking Texas Wife] 'Cause you better not be!

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Grandfather Disguisey:
[walks outside after hearing crash] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.



Barney Baker:
I don't wear a diaper.



Grandfather Disguisey:
[laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!



Pistachio Disguisey:
I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!



Grandfather Disguisey:
You know this baby?



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes, yes of course I do!



Barney Baker:
Actually I was potty trained when I was two.



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!

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Grandfather Disguisey:
When you were on the roof, did you hear something like this?


[Slaps Pistachio]



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes exactly that! But without the pain on my face. We have a clue!

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