Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002] Movie: The Master of Disguise [2002]

[after reading a chapter about finding Mama and Papa in the pop-up book]



Pistachio Disguisey:
That's one specific farmer.

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Pistachio Disguisey:
Can I help you?



Grandfather Disguisey:
I have come to help you, Pistachio.



Pistachio Disguisey:
Help me what?



Grandfather Disguisey:
Find your mother and your father. My son.



Pistachio Disguisey:
My father... your son... Holy canoli! You are my sister!

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Grandfather Disguisey:
[walks outside after hearing crash] Ahh you're too young for the job. Go home and ask your mommy to change you're diaper.



Barney Baker:
I don't wear a diaper.



Grandfather Disguisey:
[laughs] Hey Pistachio! There's a talking baby out here!



Pistachio Disguisey:
I want to see the talking baby coochy coochy coo! Brave Barney Baker nice to see you again!



Grandfather Disguisey:
You know this baby?



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes, yes of course I do!



Barney Baker:
Actually I was potty trained when I was two.



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes you are the conductor of the potty train!

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[From trailer]



Devlin Bowman:
I think it's time for you to go.



Pistachio Disguisey:
[Making talking gesture with hand] This is what you're doing...


[Closes hand]



Pistachio Disguisey:
this is what I want you to do.



Devlin Bowman:
Did you just tell me to shut up?



Pistachio Disguisey:
Yes.

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Pistachio Disguisey:
Am I not turtley enough for the turtle club. Turtle, turtle, turtle!

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