Movie: The Man Who Sued God [2001] Movie: The Man Who Sued God [2001]

Movie: The Man Who Sued God [2001] Movie: The Man Who Sued God [2001]

Jules Myers:
You're going to sue one of the world's biggest insurance companies?



Steve Meyers:
Well, apparently I wouldn't stand a chance - I'm suin' God.

More Movie: The Man Who Sued God [2001] Movie: The Man Who Sued God [2001] quotes [06/16/2016 01:06:42]
Steve Meyers:
So if God does exist, the Churches must be liable.



Anna Redmond:
And the churches can only win the case if they prove God does not exist.



Steve Meyers:
[laughs] Do you want to tell them?

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Doctor:
Forceps. Pliers. Bone nibblers.



Steve Meyers:
Bone nibblers? What the hell are bone nibblers?



Doctor:
You're a very lucky man.



Steve Meyers:
Oh yes, it's been a brilliant day all round. Why don't you have a look at my prostate while you've got the bone nibblers handy.

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Primate:
It's a sign.



Cardinal:
A miracle.



Moderator:
A winged messenger.



Gerry Ryan:
It's a f***ing cockatoo!

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Jules Myers:
You know they say people make their own luck.



Rebecca:
That's stupid! Why would anyone make luck that bad?

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