Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns [1999 Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns [1999

Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns [1999 Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns [1999

Mickey Muldoon:
It's Count Grogan, the first of the fairy fools.



Count Grogan:
Muck on, Mickey Muldoon. You and that hairy mistake Sean Devine make a fine raggedy-arsed pair. Clear the path, you're the polluting the grass.



Mickey Muldoon:
And what if we don't?



Count Grogan:
Then I'll have to make you.



Sean Devine:
You and which particular thousand trooping fairies might that be? I'll flatten you without raising a sweat.



Count Grogan:
Oh, we're all trembling before Sean Devine... a powerful man with a powerful set of eyebrows.



Jericho O'Grady:
Oh, dear, oh, dear.

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Jericho O'Grady:
[sees his brother bound by a pair of Fairies outside the bar he was gaurding] Aw, Barney!



Barney O'Grady:
Don't worry, lads. I've got them where I want them.



Count Grogan:
[flies in] Ah, Maldoon. What a coincidence finding you here.



Mickey Muldoon:
I don't want any trouble, Grogan. Let Barney go.



Count Grogan:
You might not *want* trouble, but that's what you've got.


[Mickey flips over him but he follows suit to stand in front of him again]



Count Grogan:
You don't get away that easy.



Mickey Muldoon:
I'm not fighting.



Count Grogan:
Oh, you'll fight. Or your young friend here has done his last spell of gaurding.



Sean Devine:
Is that a fact? Well, I'm happy to oblige you.



Jericho O'Grady:
And so am I.



Count Grogan:
My fight is with Maldoon here.



Sean Devine:
Ah, well. As much as it grieves me to watch another Leprechaun have all the fun.


[handing him a spear]



Sean Devine:
Go for it, Mickey me boy. Little Maurice here is begging for it.



Count Grogan:
DON'T call me Maurice!



Sean Devine:
Oh, well then, I won't. Maurice.



Jericho O'Grady:
[laughing] And niether will I - Maurice!



Barney O'Grady:
Maurice, Maurice, Maurice!



Sean Devine:
Give him a taste of Leprechaun justice, Mickey me lad.



Mickey Muldoon:
I'm not fighting, Seanie.


[to Grogan]



Mickey Muldoon:
Let him go.


[he tries to walk off but Sean stops him]



Sean Devine:
That girl has unmanned you.



Count Grogan:
He's a yellow-belly. He was coward's legs, like all Leprechauns.



Sean Devine:
That's it. Enough's enough. No more Mr. Nice Leprechaun. Oh, I'll show you coward's legs. *And* arms.



Mickey Muldoon:
Don't do it; it's what he wants!



Sean Devine:
Well, there's the thing. It's what I want, too!


[he draws his spear and Grogan's appears in his hand]



Barney O'Grady:
If you need any help, Sean, I'm right here for ya.



Sean Devine:
Good man.


[they fight]

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Jack Woods:
I'm sorry, Kathleen, but I'm leaving on the evening train.



Kathleen Fitzpatrick:
This evening?



George Fitzpatrck:
Good riddance.



Kathleen Fitzpatrick:
George?... Could you go, please?



John Fitzpatrick:
You going somewhere, George; can I go with you?



George Fitzpatrck:
Not me, him.



John Fitzpatrick:
I don't wanna go with him.



George Fitzpatrck:
No one asked you!

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Sean Devine:
Work is the death of freedom as we know it.

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[Mickey cuts in on a dance between Princess Jessica and another fairy]



Princess Jessica:
Hello!


[pause]



Princess Jessica:
And what are you staring at?



Mickey Muldoon:
The fairest beauty that ever stood before the eyes of a man since Helen danced her willing way on the wondering walls of Troy!



Princess Jessica:
It's only a gift of words that you shower me, but I have to say that they shine!



Mickey Muldoon:
Oh you shine, Princess Mine, you shine!

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