Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns [1999 Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns [1999

Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns [1999 Movie: The Magical Legend of the Leprechauns [1999

Mickey Muldoon:
It's Count Grogan, the first of the fairy fools.



Count Grogan:
Muck on, Mickey Muldoon. You and that hairy mistake Sean Devine make a fine raggedy-arsed pair. Clear the path, you're the polluting the grass.



Mickey Muldoon:
And what if we don't?



Count Grogan:
Then I'll have to make you.



Sean Devine:
You and which particular thousand trooping fairies might that be? I'll flatten you without raising a sweat.



Count Grogan:
Oh, we're all trembling before Sean Devine... a powerful man with a powerful set of eyebrows.



Jericho O'Grady:
Oh, dear, oh, dear.

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Sean Devine:
[He is dying, dispappearing up to his waist] Look - I'm only half the man I was!

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Jack Woods:
You're - you're...



Seamus Muldoon:
A Leprechaun. Wet Leprechaun. Leader of the Kerry Leprechauns. Seamus Maldoon, at your wet service.



Mary Muldoon:
[invisible] What in the Grand Banshee's name do you think you're doing?



Seamus Muldoon:
What's it look like; I'm talking to the man.



Mary Muldoon:
Are you mad, as well as stupid?



Seamus Muldoon:
I have to! He saved me!



Mary Muldoon:
He *saved* you?



Seamus Muldoon:
Gallantly, I have to say. And not at all for himself.


[Jack stumbles outside]



Mary Muldoon:
[appears inside] You were drunk!



Seamus Muldoon:
Of *course* I was drunk... I hate water!



Jack Woods:
[cut to outside] Just calm down, Jack. Get - a grip. It's just jetlag.



Mary Muldoon:
[cut to inside] And you *let* him save you?



Seamus Muldoon:
I didn't ask him, Mary, he just did it!



Mary Muldoon:
That's no excuse! You could have had the decency to drown!



Jack Woods:
[outside] ... hangover... bump on the head... You're fine.



Mary Muldoon:
I'm Mary Maldoon...



Jack Woods:
Oh, give me a break!


[turns, sees Leprechauns]



Mary Muldoon:
...Seamus' wife for my sins. Of which there must have been hundreds to have such a terrible fate!



Seamus Muldoon:
They say that married men live longer than single ones. It only *seems* like that.

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Mickey Muldoon:
Come away with me.



Princess Jessica:
I can't!



Mickey Muldoon:
We can do anything!


[they kiss]

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[Micky kisses Princess Jessica]



Princess Jessica:
[gasps] How dare you?



Mickey Muldoon:
Oh, I dare, Princess Jessica; I dare!



Princess Jessica:
Come back here at once, and apologize!



Mickey Muldoon:
Oh, you must be joking? Well, you'll have to catch me first! And no flying!



Princess Jessica:
You think a Princess can't run?



Mickey Muldoon:
[long pause] NO!


[she chases him up the stairs]

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