Movie: The Lion King 1½ [2004] Movie: The Lion King 1½ [2004]

Movie: The Lion King 1½ [2004] Movie: The Lion King 1½ [2004]

Timon:
What this place lacks in water and shade, it makes up for with searing heat and blinding sunshine. Home, sweet home, Pumbaa!

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Timon:
Waaait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on a second.



Pumbaa:
Uh, Timon? What are you doin'?



Timon:
Shenzi Marie Predatora Veldetta Jacquelina Hyena... . would you do me the honor of becoming... . my bride?



Shenzi:
I don't think so!



Timon:
Shenzi Marie, please. I know what you're thinking: "We're too different." "It'll never work." "What will the children look like?"



Shenzi:
Ooh, that violates so many laws of nature.



Timon:
Listen to me! The problems of a couple of wacky kids like us don't amount to hill of termites in this nutty circle-of-life thing. And so I ask you: If not now, when? If not me, who? I'm lonely.



Pumbaa:
Can I be your best man?



Banzai:
I say we skip the wedding, and go straight to the buffet!

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Timon:
Hey Pumbaa, what do you call a hyena with half a brain?



Pumbaa:
[laughs] Beats me, Timon. What?



Timon:
GIFTED!

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Timon:
Just eat me now and please make it fast, I have a low threshold for pain.

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Rafiki:
Any story worth telling is worth telling twice.

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