Movie: The Linguini Incident [1991] Movie: The Linguini Incident [1991]

Movie: The Linguini Incident [1991] Movie: The Linguini Incident [1991]

Vivian:
You need to get laid.



Lucy:
YOU need to get laid!



Vivian:
I don't need to get laid. I stored it up before me and Hector broke up.



Lucy:
Stored up? What are you, a chipmunk?

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Woman:
Are you the Ethereal Lucy?



Monte:
That's Lucy the Ethereal.



Woman:
And who might you be?



Monte:
Monte... the Emasculated.

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Vivian:
The simple plan is, no one in this room is going to have sex with anyone else in this room. We'll be platonic... like our parents.

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James:
You're going to have to take that rag off your face if you expect her to read your lips.



Vivian:
She can read my tits!

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[last lines]



Lucy:
We should go to the park this weekend and watch all the children shooting squirrels with their BB guns.



Vivian:
True. We don't appreciate nature, enough.

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