Movie: The Linguini Incident [1991] Movie: The Linguini Incident [1991]

Movie: The Linguini Incident [1991] Movie: The Linguini Incident [1991]

Lucy:
You know perfectly well, new sex is like crack.

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Vivian:
You don't just make out with someone in a meat locker who you're indifferent to.

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Vivian:
You need to get laid.



Lucy:
YOU need to get laid!



Vivian:
I don't need to get laid. I stored it up before me and Hector broke up.



Lucy:
Stored up? What are you, a chipmunk?

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James:
You're going to have to take that rag off your face if you expect her to read your lips.



Vivian:
She can read my tits!

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Vivian:
The simple plan is, no one in this room is going to have sex with anyone else in this room. We'll be platonic... like our parents.

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