Movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean [1972] Movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean [1972]

Movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean [1972] Movie: The Life and Times of Judge Roy Bean [1972]

Whorehouse Lucky Jim (Jackson gang:
You call that justice?



Judge Roy Bean:
Justice is the handmaiden of law.



Nick the Grub (Jackson gang:
You said law was the handmaiden of justice.



Judge Roy Bean:
Works both ways.

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Judge Roy Bean:
[Bean apologizes to the marshals' wives] I understand you have taken exception to my calling you whores. I'm sorry. I apologize. I ask you to note that I did not call you callous-ass strumpets, fornicatresses, or low-born gutter sluts. But I did say "whores." No escaping that. And for that slip of the tongue, I apologize.

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[Bean has just shot a man for shooting a picture of Lily Langtry]



Judge Roy Bean:
Justifiable homicide.


[Goes through the man's pockets]



Judge Roy Bean:
I fine this man, uh, $50 for disturbing the peace and $10 for lying around.



Nick the Grub (Jackson gang:
[Bean has shot Bad Bob from ambush with a buffalo rifle] Damn, Judge! You shot him in the back!



Whorehouse Lucky Jim (Jackson gang:
Appears like he shot him in the back and the front! Judge, you didn't give him no chance!



Judge Roy Bean:
He'd didn't deserve a chance. If he wanted a chance; he should have gone somewhere else.

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Lily Langtry:
[Lily notices her portrait behind the bar] Is that a bullet hole through my heart?



Tector Crites (Jackson gang:
Yes it is, ma'am. They was wild men in those days.



Lily Langtry:
Who did it?



Tector Crites (Jackson gang:
Snake River Rufus Krile did that, I believe.



Lily Langtry:
What became of him?



Tector Crites (Jackson gang:
Judge shot him. Dead. Dead, dead. Then he fined him for some other crimes. And then later we hanged him.



Lily Langtry:
Most appropriate.

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Tector Crites (Jackson gang:
[voice-over] Looking back, we had, in the person of Teddy Roosevelt, the finest President in the history of this country. He had the spirit and determination that matched the times and the land. Then the women got the vote, and everything went to hell. While our boys was overseas fighting the Kaiser, the women got Prohibition put in. Drinking and gambling and whoring were declared unlawful. All those things which come natural to men became crimes.

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