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Movie: The League of Gentlemen: Live at Drury Lane Movie: The League of Gentlemen: Live at Drury Lane

Prosecuter:
The final suspect came in the shape of an old fat woman. State your name for the record madam.



Cathy Carter Smith:
MISS! Cathy Carter Smith.



Prosecuter:
Occupation?



Cathy Carter Smith:
Restart officer. I was assigned to take over from Pauline, um, the victim.



Prosecuter:
How did she react to this.



Cathy Carter Smith:
I think she took it rather well.



Pauline:
[we go back to the scene] Piss off you big fat cunt!

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Herr Lipp:
If you know of any erections, please let me know. I'm not fussy where I put myself.

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Pauline:
My God, I've never seem so much dole scum under one roof before. Has no one got a job in here? No, you're all too busy flicking yourselves off to Ann Robinson!

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Herr Lipp:
There's a lot of fun English games. Hop cock, British bull dykes and stick your tail in a donkey.

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Herr Lipp:
Enjoy the rest of your evening, sleep tight. And remember, don't let the bugger bite you.

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