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Prosecuter:
Did you know the deceased well?



Mickey:
Is that a pub?

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Olly Plimsoles:
Good evening, we are Legz Akimbo theatre company.


[applause]



Olly Plimsoles:
Thanks very much! Some of you may remember us from a couple of Christmases ago, we did a play called "Pins and Needles". A play about tramps on heroin.

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Prosecuter:
The final suspect came in the shape of an old fat woman. State your name for the record madam.



Cathy Carter Smith:
MISS! Cathy Carter Smith.



Prosecuter:
Occupation?



Cathy Carter Smith:
Restart officer. I was assigned to take over from Pauline, um, the victim.



Prosecuter:
How did she react to this.



Cathy Carter Smith:
I think she took it rather well.



Pauline:
[we go back to the scene] Piss off you big fat cunt!

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Herr Lipp:
If you know of any erections, please let me know. I'm not fussy where I put myself.

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Steve:
Come on Hamlet, make your mind up!



Mark:
Stop soliqusiing you danish poof!

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