Movie: The Laughing Policeman [1973] Movie: The Laughing Policeman [1973]

Movie: The Laughing Policeman [1973] Movie: The Laughing Policeman [1973]

Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
Terrific! We can tell the chief that we've got a fruiter that runs when he's chased!

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Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
I want you to help me follow Henry Camarero for a few days, that's all.



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
Why?



Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
Well he knows me from the original Teresa investigation...



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
[cutting off Jake] No, I mean why do you suddenly need me for anything? You've been doing this all by yourself all along. I've seen you. You never even bothered to show me the picture you showed the man upstairs just now.



Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
Evans was following Gus Niles, right? Well I think Niles wanted Evans to follow him.



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
You mean you think he was setting the kid up?



Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
That's exactly what I think.



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
For what?



Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
Well Evans nearly had it, he just hadn't figured out Camarero yet, that's all. He was trying to spook Niles.

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Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
[responding to his partner's one-word answers] Have you ever thought of having your own radio talk-show?

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Insp. James Larrimore SFPD:
[to pimp he has just pushed to the floor] What ever you are reaching for better be a sandwich coz you're gonna have to eat it!

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Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
Evans was working the Teresa thing on his own time. He's killed on the same bus with Gus Niles who's looking for a grease gun that happens to be the weapon used.



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
And then his girlfriend winds up dead on the floor with the needle... Jake, you realize what you just did? You do it to me all the time, now you heard what the man said upstairs.



Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
I heard him, I was up there, he's a nice man, he shoots in the low 80s, but he plays too close to the vest.



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
Then what are you laying all that crap on ME FOR? WHY DON'T YOU STOP IT FOR ONCE? That's YOUR personal hangup, it does NOT happen to be mine!



Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
Can't you see it?



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
I see one thing, I see why you're such a good cop, and one reason only, because you're so screwed up otherwise. You're beyond human belief, you understand that? You've got nothing else, no personal life, nothing!



Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
And what the hell are YOU worried about, your goddamned pension?



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
That's exactly it! Put in my twenty-five and collect my fifty-five!



Sgt. Jake Martin SFPD:
All I'm asking you to do is help me tail a guy for a few days, it's routine!



Insp. Leo Larsen SFPD:
IT IS NOT ROUTINE JAKE, GODDAMMIT, IF THE BOSS SAYS FORGET IT!

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