Movie: The Ladies Man [2000] Movie: The Ladies Man [2000]

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Leon Phelps:
My name is Leon Phelps, and to those of you that are uninitiated, I am an expert in the ways of love. I have made love to many fine ladies from the lowliest bus station skank to the classiest most sophisticated, educated, debutant, high society... bus station skank.

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Soul Station Manager:
Mr. Phelps, I see you've listed "dabut" under your hobbies?



Leon Phelps:
Yeah, that's "da butt."

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Leon Phelps:
But guys you can not blame the wang.

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[Leon is answering a call]



Leon Phelps:
Yeah, well, you suffer from homo-unerectus. That means your wang is hugeified not by women but by a man.

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Leon Phelps:
Listen, I was wandering. Can I ask you a question? Uh... was your father a meat burgler? Here's why I ask: because it looks like somebody stole two fine hams and shoved them down the back of your dress.

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