Movie: The Kid [2000] Movie: The Kid [2000]

Movie: The Kid [2000] Movie: The Kid [2000]

Rusty Duritz:
How old are you?



Russ Duritz:
Forty. In a couple days.



Rusty Duritz:
That is old! I'm turning eight. In a couple days.



Russ Duritz:
Eight. You're eight. I'm eight.



Rusty Duritz:
This is scary.



Russ Duritz:
No. This is hilarious.

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Deirdre Lefever:
You thought he was here so you could fix him? It didn't occur to you that it might be the other way around?



Russ Duritz:
...Not until recently, no.



Deirdre Lefever:
Well, let's take stock of your life. You're turning forty tomorrow, and you haven't acquired a single thing of real value in your life, and no, money doesn't count. You never see your family, you're virtually friendless, and you've just lost the only woman who means anything to you.



Russ Duritz:
Amy? Oh, come on, she's not... we work together, that's all. She's neurotic! She bites her nails... well, one nail.


[holds up his finger]



Russ Duritz:
This one.


[realizes]



Russ Duritz:
Oh, my God...



Deirdre Lefever:
[to the waitress] While he's getting a clue, could I get a warm-up, please?

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Russ Duritz:
Toshiya, let me ask you something. If you get called a jerk four times in a single day, does that make it true?



Amy:
What, only four? Did you get up late?



Russ Duritz:
Excuse me, I'm asking Toshiya.



Toshia:
Four times is a pattern. It have to be five times to be a fact.



Russ Duritz:
Thank you. See? There's hope after all.



Amy:
Jerk.

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Rusty Duritz:
When do I learn how to drive?



Russ Duritz:
When you're sixteen.



Rusty Duritz:
When do I get a car?



Russ Duritz:
When you're eighteen.



Rusty Duritz:
When do I get a hickey?



Russ Duritz:
[smile] When you're seventeen.



Rusty Duritz:
When do I find out what a hickey is?



Russ Duritz:
Not tonight.

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Russ Duritz:
Look at him. It's so embarrassing.



Amy:
You're not embarrassing. You're adorable... then. You're adorable then.

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