Movie: The Kid [2000] Movie: The Kid [2000]

Movie: The Kid [2000] Movie: The Kid [2000]

Russ Duritz:
Stop biting.



Amy:
Leave me alone. I'm advertising terror and bewilderment.

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[Russ has been talking to Janet on his headset all the way into the building; now he gets off the elevator and walks up to her desk, still talking into his headset]



Janet:
Take your phone off now, you're with a human being.

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Rusty Duritz:
When do I learn how to drive?



Russ Duritz:
When you're sixteen.



Rusty Duritz:
When do I get a car?



Russ Duritz:
When you're eighteen.



Rusty Duritz:
When do I get a hickey?



Russ Duritz:
[smile] When you're seventeen.



Rusty Duritz:
When do I find out what a hickey is?



Russ Duritz:
Not tonight.

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Russ Duritz:
Toshiya, let me ask you something. If you get called a jerk four times in a single day, does that make it true?



Amy:
What, only four? Did you get up late?



Russ Duritz:
Excuse me, I'm asking Toshiya.



Toshia:
Four times is a pattern. It have to be five times to be a fact.



Russ Duritz:
Thank you. See? There's hope after all.



Amy:
Jerk.

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Deirdre Lefever:
You thought he was here so you could fix him? It didn't occur to you that it might be the other way around?



Russ Duritz:
...Not until recently, no.



Deirdre Lefever:
Well, let's take stock of your life. You're turning forty tomorrow, and you haven't acquired a single thing of real value in your life, and no, money doesn't count. You never see your family, you're virtually friendless, and you've just lost the only woman who means anything to you.



Russ Duritz:
Amy? Oh, come on, she's not... we work together, that's all. She's neurotic! She bites her nails... well, one nail.


[holds up his finger]



Russ Duritz:
This one.


[realizes]



Russ Duritz:
Oh, my God...



Deirdre Lefever:
[to the waitress] While he's getting a clue, could I get a warm-up, please?

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