Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977]

Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977]

A.M. Newscaster: In the meantime this is A.M. Today. It's 18 minutes after the hour and time for our daily feature of debate: Count/Pointercount. Once again here are John Fitzsimmons and Sheila Hamilton.
John Fitzsimmons: [alternately to Sheila and camera] Well Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies have found the light at the end of love with our beloved president. The intellectuals have been much agitated and now, having gotten the presidency by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him. Sheila. Will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals never learn that expanding welfare roles only accelerate inflation and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?
Sheila Hamilton: Why John, you old stick in the mud.
[to camera]
Sheila Hamilton: I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS
[flips the bird]
Sheila Hamilton: , John.More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
Pennington: Klahn has been connected with every sort of nefarious activity. You name it - opium, weapons traffic, assassination, motion picture distribution...More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
Pennington: This is Buttkiss, Klahn's bodyguard - he is tough and ruthless. This is Kwong, Klahn's chauffeur - he is rough and toothless.More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
Argon Spokesman: Here at our multi-billion dollar refinery in Fairbanks, we're extracting 2.5 billion barrels of crude oil each day from teenagers' faces.More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself!
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]

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