Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977]

Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977]

Husband: Well, what's our little skeptic doing today?
Housewife: She's frying the cat in pure Nesson oil.
[cat screams]More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her... come back to Montana with me.
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself.
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?
The Nurse: Leave her! Come back to Montana with me!
The Architect: I could no sooner run away from her than myself!
The Nurse: I'm not asking you to run, I'm asking you to face reality!
The Architect: Whose reality, yours or mine?
The Nurse: My reality AND yours, that's whose!
The Architect: What are you saying?More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
Loo: What was that? This is not a chawade. We need total concentwation.More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
[Master Klahn decapitates a prisoner]
Klahn: Now take him to be tortured!More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]
A.M. Newscaster: In the meantime this is A.M. Today. It's 18 minutes after the hour and time for our daily feature of debate: Count/Pointercount. Once again here are John Fitzsimmons and Sheila Hamilton.
John Fitzsimmons: [alternately to Sheila and camera] Well Sheila, I guess even you and your liberal cronies have found the light at the end of love with our beloved president. The intellectuals have been much agitated and now, having gotten the presidency by exploiting the problems they themselves have manufactured, he has done his best to fuel their anxieties about him. Sheila. Will you and your pack of bleeding heart liberals never learn that expanding welfare roles only accelerate inflation and inevitably hurt most those they purport to help?
Sheila Hamilton: Why John, you old stick in the mud.
[to camera]
Sheila Hamilton: I've been listening to that horse shit of yours for months, and you can take that crap and blow it out your ass. And for good measure, sit on THIS
[flips the bird]
Sheila Hamilton: , John.More Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] Movie: The Kentucky Fried Movie [1977] quotes [05/25/2008 12:05:00]

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