Movie: The Jerk [1979] Movie: The Jerk [1979]

Movie: The Jerk [1979] Movie: The Jerk [1979]

Navin R. Johnson: The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
Harry Hartounian: Boy, I wish I could get that excited about nothing.
Navin R. Johnson: Nothing? Are you kidding? Page 73 - Johnson, Navin R.! I'm somebody now! Millions of people look at this book everyday! This is the kind of spontaneous publicity - your name in print - that makes people. I'm in print! Things are going to start happening to me now.More Movie: The Jerk [1979] Movie: The Jerk [1979] quotes [05/03/2008 12:05:00]
Marie: I don't care about losing all the money. It's losing all the stuff.More Movie: The Jerk [1979] Movie: The Jerk [1979] quotes [05/03/2008 12:05:00]
Motel Guest: Don't call that dog "lifesaver;" call him "shithead."More Movie: The Jerk [1979] Movie: The Jerk [1979] quotes [05/03/2008 12:05:00]
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Navin R. Johnson: [voiceover] I was so glad to be going home. I remembered the days when I sang and danced with my family on the porch of the old house. But things change, and with all the additions to the family, we had to tear down the old house, even though we loved it. But we built us a bigger one.More Movie: The Jerk [1979] Movie: The Jerk [1979] quotes [05/03/2008 12:05:00]
Navin R. Johnson: Good Lord - I've heard about this - cat juggling! Stop! Stop! Stop it! Stop it! Stop it! Good. Father, could there be a God that would let this happen?More Movie: The Jerk [1979] Movie: The Jerk [1979] quotes [05/03/2008 12:05:00]

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