Movie: The Incredibles [2004] Movie: The Incredibles [2004]

Movie: The Incredibles [2004] Movie: The Incredibles [2004]

[Helen emerges from the restroom after changing into her superhero costume, and tosses her bag onto an empty seat]



Violet:
Ow!



Helen:
Violet!



Violet:
[becomes visible] It's not my fault! Dash ran away and I knew I'd get blamed for it...



Dash:
[pops up] THAT'S NOT TRUE!



Helen:
Dash!



Violet:
[over him] And I thought he'd try to sneak on the plane so I came in...



Dash:
[over her] You said, "Something's up with Mom, we have to find out what!"



Violet:
...And then you closed the doors before I could find him...



Dash:
...It was YOUR idea, YOUR idea-!



Violet:
...AND IT'S NOT MY FAULT!



Dash:
...100 percent, all yours, all the time IDEA!



Helen:
Wait a minute, wait a minute! You left Jack-Jack ALONE?



Violet:
Yes Mom, I'm completely stupid - OF COURSE we got a sitter...



Dash:
[over her] No, we got someone, Mom! Somebody great! We wouldn't do that!



Violet:
[over him] Do you think I'm totally irresponsible? Thanks a lot!

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Helen:
[sobbing] Now I'm losing him! What'll I do? What'll I do?



Edna:
What are you talking about?



Helen:
[stops crying] Huh?



Edna:
[shouts] You are Elastigirl! My God...


[swatting Helen with a newspaper]



Edna:
Pull-yourself-together! "What will you do?" Is this a question? You will show him you remember that he is Mr. Incredible, and you will remind him who *you* are. Well, you know where he is. Go, confront the problem. Fight! Win!


[normal voice]



Edna:
And call me when you get back, darling. I enjoy our visits.

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Bob:
Someone was in trouble...



Rick Dicker:
Someone's always in trouble.



Bob:
I had to do *something*...



Rick Dicker:
Yeah. Every time you say that, Bob, it means a month-and-a-half of trouble for me, and thousands of dollars of taxpayer money. We have to pay to keep the company quiet, pay damages, erase memories, relocate your family. Every single time it gets harder. Money, money, money money money... We can't keep doing this, Bob! We appreciate what you did in the old days, but those days are over. From now on, you're on your own.

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Mirage:
The Omnidroid 9000 is a top-secret military fighting robot. Artificial intelligence allows it to solve any problem it's presented with, and, unfortunately...



Mr. Incredible:
Let me guess. It became smart enough to wonder why it had to take orders.



Mirage:
We lost control, and now it's loose in the jungle, threatening our facility. We've had to evacuate all personnel for their own safety.



Mr. Incredible:
How am I going in?



Mirage:
The Omnidroid's defenses necessitate an air drop from 5000 feet. Its cloaking devices make it difficult to track, but we're pretty sure it's on the southern half of the island. One more thing. Obviously, it represents a significant investment...



Mr. Incredible:
You want me to shut it down without completely destroying it.



Mirage:
You are Mr. Incredible.


[Mr. Incredible is loaded into a landing pod]



Mirage:
I've got to warn you. It's a learning robot. Every minute you spend fighting it only increases its knowledge of how to beat you.



Mr. Incredible:
Shut it down, do it quickly, don't destroy it.



Mirage:
And don't die.



Mr. Incredible:
Great. Thanks.

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Edna:
[on Jack-Jack's suit] I cut it a little roomy for the free movement, the fabric is comfortable for sensitive skin...


[a sheet of flame erupts in front of the suit]



Edna:
And it can also withstand a temperature of over 1000 degrees. Completely bulletproof...


[four heavy machine guns appear and open fire on the suit, without effect]



Edna:
And machine washable, darling. That's a new feature.

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