Movie: The Incredibles [2004] Movie: The Incredibles [2004]

Movie: The Incredibles [2004] Movie: The Incredibles [2004]

Principal:
Thank you for coming in, Mrs. Parr.



Helen:
What is this about? Has Dash done something wrong?



Bernie Kropp:
He's a disruptive influence and he openly mocks me in front of the class.



Dash:
He says.



Bernie Kropp:
Look, I know it's you! He puts thumbtacks on my stool.



Helen:
You saw him do this?



Bernie Kropp:
Well, not really... No, actually not.



Helen:
Oh. Then how do you know it was him?



Bernie Kropp:
I hid a camera. And this time I got him.


[Plays tape]



Bernie Kropp:
See? See? What, you don't see it?


[rewinds tape]



Bernie Kropp:
He moves! Right there! Wait, wait... Right *there*! Right as I'm sitting down! I don't know, I don't know how he does it, but-but there's no tack on my stool before he moves, and after he moves, there's a tack! Coincidence? I think not!



Principal:
Uh, Bernie...



Bernie Kropp:
Don't "Bernie" me! This little rat is guilty!



Principal:
You and your son can go now, Mrs. Parr.



Bernie Kropp:
You're letting him go *again*? He's guilty! You can see it in his smug little face. Guilty, I say! Guilty! Guilty!

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Mr. Incredible:
I've been meaning to ask you. Of all places to settle down, why...



Mirage:
A volcano? My employer is atracted to power. As am I. It's a weakness we both share.



Mr. Incredible:
Seems a little... unstable.



Mirage:
I prefer to think of it as misunderstood.



Mr. Incredible:
Aren't we all?

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Dash:
She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf.



Violet:
That's it!


[jumps at Dash]



Helen:
Both of you sit down!


[Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him]



Dash:
Hey! No force fields!



Violet:
You started it!



Helen:
[grabs Dash and puts him on his seat] You sit down!


[grabs Violet and puts her in her seat]



Helen:
You sit down! Violet!


[Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table]



Bob:
[reading newspaper in the other room] "Longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing"... Gazer Beam...



Bob:
Bob! It's time to engage! Do something! Don't just stand there, I need you to.. intervene!



Bob:
You want me to intervene?


[picks up table]



Bob:
Okay, I'm intervening! I'm intervening!

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Syndrome:
[after the plane is shot down] Oh, you'll get over it. I seem to recall you prefer to...”work alone."


[laughs maniacally; Mr. Incredible tries to catch him, but Mirage pushes Syndrome out of the way and is captured]



Mr. Incredible:
Release me, now!



Syndrome:
Or what?



Mr. Incredible:
I'll crush her.



Syndrome:
That sounds a little dark for you. Eh, go ahead.


[Mirage gasps]



Mr. Incredible:
It'll be easy, like breaking a toothpick.



Syndrome:
[chuckles] Show me.


[after a tense few moments, Mr. Incredible lets go of Mirage]



Syndrome:
I knew you couldn't do it. Even when you have nothing to lose! You're weak! And I've outgrown you.

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[the old lady tries to thank him for everything, but Bob shushes her]



Bob:
[shouts loudly] I'm sorry ma'am, I know you're upset.


[very softly]



Bob:
Pretend to be upset.


[old lady starts sobbing very convincingly]

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