Movie: The Incredibles [2004] Movie: The Incredibles [2004]

Movie: The Incredibles [2004] Movie: The Incredibles [2004]

Helen:
[on the phone] I'd like to speak to Edna, please.



Edna:
This is Edna.



Helen:
E? This is Helen.



Edna:
Helen who?



Helen:
Helen Parr. You know...


[sighs]



Helen:
[whispers] Elastigirl.



Edna:
[booming] DARLING! How are you, it's been such a long time...



Helen:
[nearly dropping the phone] Yes, yes, it's been a while. Listen, there's only one person who Bob would trust to patch a super suit, and that's you, E.



Edna:
Yes, yes, marvelous suit, darling, much better than those horrible pajamas he used to wear.



Helen:
Huh?



Edna:
They're all finished, when are you coming to see?



Helen:
Look, I'm calling about...



Edna:
Don't make me beg, darling, I won't do it, you know!



Helen:
[trying to talk over Edna] Beg? Uh, no, I'm, I'm calling about a suit, about, about Bob's suit. I'm calling about Bob's suit!



Edna:
You come in one hour darling, I insist, okay? Okay, bye-bye.


[Helen is left holding the phone, looking puzzled]

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Gilbert Huph:
Parr! You authorized payment on the Walker policy?



Bob:
Somebody broke into their house, Mr. Huph. Their policy clearly covers them against...



Gilbert Huph:
I don't care about their coverage, Bob! Don't tell me about their coverage! Tell me how you're keeping Insuricare in the black! Tell me how that's *possible* with you writing checks to every Harry Hardluck and Sally Sobstory that gives you a phone call!

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Helen:
Now it's perfectly normal...



Violet:
[interrupting] Normal? What do *you* know about normal? What does *anyone* in *this* family know about normal?



Helen:
Now wait a minute, young lady...



Violet:
We act normal, mom! I want to *be* normal! The only normal one is Jack-Jack, and he's not even toilet trained!


[Jack-Jack bursts out laughing]



Dash:
Lucky...


[Violet and Helen look askance at him]



Dash:
Uh, I meant about being normal.

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Syndrome:
You, sir, truly are Mr. Incredible. You know, I was right to idolize you? I always knew you were tough, but tricking the probe by hiding under the bones of another super? Oh, MAN! I'm still geeking out about it!


[sigh]



Syndrome:
And then you just had to go and ruin the ride. I mean, Mr. Incredible calling for help?


[Mocking voice]



Syndrome:
Help me! Help me! Lame, lame, lame, lame, *lame*!

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Dash:
She would be eating if we were having Tony loaf.



Violet:
That's it!


[jumps at Dash]



Helen:
Both of you sit down!


[Dash runs around the table, hitting Violet as he passes her, until Violet makes a force field to stop him]



Dash:
Hey! No force fields!



Violet:
You started it!



Helen:
[grabs Dash and puts him on his seat] You sit down!


[grabs Violet and puts her in her seat]



Helen:
You sit down! Violet!


[Dash and Violet run under the table to fight, dragging Helen against the table]



Bob:
[reading newspaper in the other room] "Longtime advocate of superhero rights, is missing"... Gazer Beam...



Bob:
Bob! It's time to engage! Do something! Don't just stand there, I need you to.. intervene!



Bob:
You want me to intervene?


[picks up table]



Bob:
Okay, I'm intervening! I'm intervening!

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