Movie: The Hollywood Knights [1980] Movie: The Hollywood Knights [1980]

Movie: The Hollywood Knights [1980] Movie: The Hollywood Knights [1980]

[Dudley is calling his mother from Tubby's]



Dudley:
Mother?



Dudley's Mother:
Dudley?



Dudley:
Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all.



Dudley's Mother:
You're not in bed, dear?



Dudley:
Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.



Dudley's Mother:
You're going to be late, dear?



Dudley:
Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone.



Dudley's Mother:
Oh!


[faints]



Dudley:
Now, I just have to figure out how.

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Officer Clark:
Don't you think I'd look good in a moustache?



Bimbeau:
You'd be perfect. You'd be a perfect horse's ass.

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Brenda Weintraub:
[Tape played over the PA system at the dance] Did you hear about Jean Freidman? I heard she had an abortion in Tijuana.



Shirley Weintraub:
That's doesn't surprise me. I heard she gave half the football team the clap.


[chuckles]



Shirley Weintraub:
They sure played like they still had it last week.



Newbomb Turk:
That was the 'Ironbox' Twins, Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, coming to you live from the ladies' room at Tubby's Drive-In.

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Officer Clark:
[to Duke at a traffic light] OK asshole, pull this yellow piece of shit around the corner here... you got me? Hear that? Move it!... Right now, asshole!


[Duke dumps the clutch and burns away from the traffic stop, leaving Clark looking confused]



Wheatly:
[yells out the window of his GTO as they pass Clark still in the street] Hey Officer Clark, are you lost or something?

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Suzie Q:
How about a kiss?



Duke:
Sure, those never cost anything.



Suzie Q:
Yes they did. I got used to them.

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