Movie: The Hollywood Knights [1980] Movie: The Hollywood Knights [1980]

Movie: The Hollywood Knights [1980] Movie: The Hollywood Knights [1980]

Newbomb Turk:
[Wearing a wolf mask] Hey, Red Riding Hood, wanna be eaten by the Big, Bad Wolf?



Red Riding Hood:
Fuck you Newbomb.

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Bimbeau:
[singing to the theme of Lawrence of Arabia] Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia. He was an English Guy. He came to fight the Turkish.

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[Dudley is calling his mother from Tubby's]



Dudley:
Mother?



Dudley's Mother:
Dudley?



Dudley:
Mother, I am calling you to tell you I will be out rather late tonight. In point of fact, I might not be in at all.



Dudley's Mother:
You're not in bed, dear?



Dudley:
Mother, I have a assignation with a young lady. I am going to explore the boundaries of my manhood. Mother, I am going to get laid.



Dudley's Mother:
You're going to be late, dear?



Dudley:
Not late, mother, laid; the past participle of the verb 'to lay'. Mother, I am going to screw someone.



Dudley's Mother:
Oh!


[faints]



Dudley:
Now, I just have to figure out how.

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Sally:
Turk, did you come?



Newbomb Turk:
A little.



Sally:
What do you mean a little? Either you came or you didn't.



Newbomb Turk:
I came.



Sally:
Oh my God, I can't believe you came. You are so immature.

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Brenda Weintraub:
[Tape played over the PA system at the dance] Did you hear about Jean Freidman? I heard she had an abortion in Tijuana.



Shirley Weintraub:
That's doesn't surprise me. I heard she gave half the football team the clap.


[chuckles]



Shirley Weintraub:
They sure played like they still had it last week.



Newbomb Turk:
That was the 'Ironbox' Twins, Brenda and Shirley Weintraub, coming to you live from the ladies' room at Tubby's Drive-In.

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