Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005]

Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005]

Marvin: I've been talking to the ship's computer.
Arthur: And?
Marvin: It hates me.More Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] quotes [03/16/2008 12:03:00]
The Book: It is important to note that suddenly, and against all probability, a Sperm Whale had been called into existence, several miles above the surface of an alien planet and since this is not a naturally tenable position for a whale, this innocent creature had very little time to come to terms with its identity. This is what it thought, as it fell:
The Whale: Ahhh! Woooh! What's happening? Who am I? Why am I here? What's my purpose in life? What do I mean by who am I? Okay okay, calm down calm down get a grip now. Ooh, this is an interesting sensation. What is it? Its a sort of tingling in my... well I suppose I better start finding names for things. Lets call it a... tail! Yeah! Tail! And hey, what's this roaring sound, whooshing past what I'm suddenly gonna call my head? Wind! Is that a good name? It'll do. Yeah, this is really exciting. I'm dizzy with anticipation! Or is it the wind? There's an awful lot of that now isn't it? And what's this thing coming toward me very fast? So big and flat and round, it needs a big wide sounding name like 'Ow', 'Ownge', 'Round', 'Ground'! That's it! Ground! Ha! I wonder if it'll be friends with me? Hello Ground!
[dies]
The Book: Curiously the only thing that went through the mind of the bowl of petunias, as it fell, was, 'Oh no, not again.' Many people have speculated that if we knew exactly *why* the bowl of petunias had thought that we would know a lot more about the nature of the universe than we do now.More Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] quotes [03/16/2008 12:03:00]
Marvin: I have a million ideas, but, they all point to certain death.
Arthur: Thanks very much, Marv!More Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] quotes [03/16/2008 12:03:00]
Zaphod: Hey. Sorry to hear about your planet. What was it called again?
Arthur: Earth.
Zaphod: Yeah, Earth. I liked Earth. I got these boots on Earth. Anyway, don't tell the girl, OK? Cause if you do, I'll pull your spleen out through your throat.More Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] quotes [03/16/2008 12:03:00]
Ford: [as they are about to be shot into space, he dabs Arthur's face with a towel] You're sweating.More Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] Movie: The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy [2005] quotes [03/16/2008 12:03:00]

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