Movie: The Hebrew Hammer [2003] Movie: The Hebrew Hammer [2003]

Movie: The Hebrew Hammer [2003] Movie: The Hebrew Hammer [2003]

Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Shabbat shalom, motherfuckers!

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Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Let's dance the hora.



Damian Claus:
You're a hora!

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Mrs. Carver:
So, what are your plans for after the wedding?



Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Kill you.

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Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
[talking on the phone] I need you to get in contact with the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy and mass-produce every holiday movie that has a Jewish protagonist who is depicted in a positive light.



JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal:
So you want me to mass produce "Yentl," "Fiddler on the Roof," and Chaim Potok's "The Chosen"?



Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Right.

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Mrs. Carver:
What with all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you'd think you were the Pope or something.

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