Movie: The Hebrew Hammer [2003] Movie: The Hebrew Hammer [2003]

Movie: The Hebrew Hammer [2003] Movie: The Hebrew Hammer [2003]

Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim:
The Hebrew Hammer, Jew boy, my main-man Kike.



Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim, my main nigga.



Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim:
Wassup, dog?


[Mordechai and Mohammed high-five]



Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Wassup?



White Accountant:
[incredulously] Y-you just called him a Kike. And you, you just called him a Nigger!



Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim:
Well, it's okay when *we* calls each other that.



Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Yeah, that's how it goes.



Mohammed Ali Paula Abdul Rahim:
Yeah.



White Accountant:
[utterly dumbfounded] Oh.

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JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal:
G-dash-d dammit, Hammer!

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Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
[talking on the phone] I need you to get in contact with the Worldwide Jewish Media Conspiracy and mass-produce every holiday movie that has a Jewish protagonist who is depicted in a positive light.



JJL Chief Bloomenbergensteinenthal:
So you want me to mass produce "Yentl," "Fiddler on the Roof," and Chaim Potok's "The Chosen"?



Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Right.

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Mordechai Jefferson Carver:
Let's dance the hora.



Damian Claus:
You're a hora!

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Mrs. Carver:
What with all the attention the newspapers and television has been giving you, you'd think you were the Pope or something.

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