Movie: The Guru [2002] Movie: The Guru [2002]

Movie: The Guru [2002] Movie: The Guru [2002]

Vijay:
Do you know why they call it the American Dream? Because it only happens when you are asleep.

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Dwain:
Alright, you wanna lose the pants?



Ramu Gupta:
Is that part of the movie?



Dwain:
Could be.

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Father:
Enough of this swapping of spit! Let's celebrate!

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Hank the Cameraman:
[wedding guests are unaware that Hank is a porno cameramen] Pretend that I'm not here.

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Hoseman:
Rusty! My heart beats for you.


[everyone else looks around perplexed]

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