Movie: The Guru [2002] Movie: The Guru [2002]

Movie: The Guru [2002] Movie: The Guru [2002]

Ramu Gupta:
The most powerful sexual organ is your brain. Think about it.


[Faces woman]



Ramu Gupta:
Are you thinking?



Turned-on Woman:
My whole body is about to think!

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Ramu Gupta:
You need to do your own thing. Live your own life.


[walks away angrily]



Lexi:
I'm going to meditate on that.

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Rasphal the Cook:
Is he doing the Macarena?

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Hank the Cameraman:
[wedding guests are unaware that Hank is a porno cameramen] Pretend that I'm not here.

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Mira:
Ramu is on TV!



Mrs. Gupta:
What he is talking about?



Nana:
Sexual intercourse.

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