Movie: The Great Race [1965] Movie: The Great Race [1965]

Movie: The Great Race [1965] Movie: The Great Race [1965]

Professor Fate:
What's next?



Max:
Car number five, the engine falls out!



Professor Fate:
Car number five! Ha ha ha ha!


[beat]



Professor Fate:
Er, Max... *we're* number five.

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Professor Fate:
You cheated! Cheated! I hate you! I refuse to accept! I won't win any way but my way! You've ruined my reputation, do you hear? You I hate! You and your hair that's always combed, your suit that's always white, your car that's always clean! I refuse to accept! I challenge you to another race!


[crowd cheers]



Leslie:
Get off my hood!



Professor Fate:
Another race!

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Maggie DuBois:
I want to thank you again for this opportunity, Mr. Goodbody.



Henry Goodbody:
I had very little choice after your conversation with my wife.



Hester Goodbody:
Henry, if you can't be more gracious, shut up!

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Cowboy:
He's lucky Texas Jack ain't around... he'd gun that dude for sure!



Professor Fate:
Pardon me, Mr. Pahd-nuh, who is this Texas Jack?



Cowboy:
WHO'S TEXAS JACK?



Professor Fate:
Who?



Cowboy:
The roughest, toughest gunslinger in these parts... Lilly's his girl!



Professor Fate:
Whoo, hoo, hoo... Lilly's his girl.



Max:
Terrific...

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[gets hit in the face with a pie]



Prince Hapnick:
[tastes pie] umm... brandy! Throw more brandy, throw brandy! More brandy! Brandy!


[gets hit again with a pie]



Prince Hapnick:
umm... rum! I never mix my pies!

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