Elliot Garfield: Despite the fact that you're one large pain in the arse last night was the best thing that ever happened to me, girl wise, and if you weren't behaving like such a horses rectum you would know that we could be inside touching and fondling all day long until I've got to go to rehearsal. Personally madam, I think you blew it.More Movie: The Goodbye Girl  Movie: The Goodbye Girl  quotes [01/01/2008 12:01:00]
What happened to your eye?
I used it to stop a fist from going through my face.
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Paula McFadden: I thought you said you were decent.
Elliot Garfield: I am decent. I also happen to be naked.More Movie: The Goodbye Girl  Movie: The Goodbye Girl  quotes [01/01/2008 12:01:00]
Elliot Garfield: Lady Anne! Lady Anne! The black prince is dead! England is yours! You don't want England? How about Spain? Spain I can get you cheap.
Lucy McFadden: What are you doing in that thing?
Elliot Garfield: Come on, let's get going, will ya? This horse has got a meter on it.
Lucy McFadden: Where to?
Elliot Garfield: We're going home! To Tara! Come on! Cynthia Fine, right? I think you've got charisma, too.
Cynthia Fine: Lucy, did you tell him? I never said anything like that. I'm going to get you for that Lucy you big creep.
Elliot Garfield: You want to go to my opening tonight? I owe you a good time after the last one.
Lucy McFadden: I have homework.
Elliot Garfield: What are you sore about? Me and your Mom?
Lucy McFadden: It's none of my business why should I be sore?
Elliot Garfield: Yeah, well, since you and I are exchanging bedrooms tonight I kinda think it is. But I'm a little old fashioned. I'd like to have your approval.
Lucy McFadden: Me? I'm only ten years old. I'm not even old enough to vote yet.
Elliot Garfield: I like your style, kid, I really do. Oh, I'm sorry, I hear you don't like to be called kid.
Lucy McFadden: I'm a kid it fits.
Elliot Garfield: Do you like me?
Lucy McFadden: Ask Cynthia Fine she's crazy about you.
Elliot Garfield: Lucy, do you like me?
Lucy McFadden: You're wasting your money because I'm really not enjoying this ride.
Elliot Garfield: Lucy, I'm going to keep asking you until you answer me. Do you like me?
Lucy McFadden: Do you mind if I get off? I think I'm getting nauseous.
Elliot Garfield: Answer my question, Goddamn it. Lucy it makes no difference to me one way or the other because I'm moving in with your old lady but I want to hear it from your own lips. Now answer me, yes or no do you like me?
Lucy McFadden: No!... Yes.
Elliot Garfield: A really, really, really lot?
Lucy McFadden: Yes, yes, alright?
Elliot Garfield: Okay. But as much as you like me it's not 1/1000th as much as I'm crazy about you. You can cry all over yourself I don't care. I am certifiably nuts about you. You and your ditsy mom. So blow that into your handkerchief.More Movie: The Goodbye Girl  Movie: The Goodbye Girl  quotes [01/01/2008 12:01:00]
Lucy McFadden: [watching Elliot's performance as a gay Richard III] Looks like the guy at the beauty parlor.More Movie: The Goodbye Girl  Movie: The Goodbye Girl  quotes [01/01/2008 12:01:00]
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