Movie: The Fortune Cookie [1966] Movie: The Fortune Cookie [1966]

Movie: The Fortune Cookie [1966] Movie: The Fortune Cookie [1966]

[to kids making a lot of noise]



Willie Gingrich:
Why don't you kids go play on the freeway?

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[repeated line]



Harry Hinkle:
You can fool all of the people some of the time, you can even fool some of the people all of the time, but you can't fool all of the people all of the time!

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Harry Hinkle:
Of course he's upset. He's a lawyer - he's paid to be upset.

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[about Willie Gingrich, his shyster lawyer brother-in-law]



Harry Hinkle:
He's so full of twists. He starts to describe a donut and it comes out a pretzel.

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[justifying why Willie should cheat his insurance company]



Willie Gingrich:
What's wrong? Insurance companies have too much - they have to microfilm it.

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