Movie: The Flying Car [2002] Movie: The Flying Car [2002]

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Dante:
Ok, I'll trade my left foot for the flying car.



Randal:
Why your left foot?



Dante:
Oh, it's got an ingrown toenail.

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Randal:
Kennedy, all right JFK himself. When he was in office, he stood before the world and promised them a man on the moon within 10 years. Thing is nobody had started working on a space program at that point. JFK had no data to back up his claims, no inside into the practicality of space travel. But you know what he had?



Dante:
Marilyn Monroe.

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[sitting in traffic]



Randal:
It's times like this it occurs to me that we were lied to by "The Jetsons."



Dante:
What are you talking about?



Randal:
According to that show we were suppose to be tooling around in flying cars by now. You see any flying cars lately? That's the problem with TV, it always lies to us.



Dante:
Yeah, well most of us rational thinkers weren't banking on a cartoon to offer us a viable glimpse into the future of technological development.

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Randal:
So you *want* the local?



Dante:
Who am I, the Marquis DeSade? YES, I want the local!



Randal:
Alright...



Dante:
What'd you say it like that for?



Randal:
Eh, it's just a local that knocks you out and while you're out he diddles your peenie.



Dante:
Oh come on!



Randal:
Hey men, *you* made the deal!



Dante:
To trade my foot for the flying car, not to be tortured and molested by some insane German scientist!



Randal:
And his friends.



Dante:
What?



Randal:
Just when he's done with you, he gives his friends a shot at you too.



Dante:
Deal's off!

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Randal:
What are ya, some kind of homophobe?



Dante:
No, I just don't want to be diddled by some insane German scientist and his friends, after they've hacked my foot off!



Randal:
Need I remind you, this is for the flying car?



Dante:
It ain't worth it.

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