Irving:
Early this afternoon, a group of unidentified adolescents emerged from the sea. Now after careful investigation, I was able to determine that they were...



Wellington:
...teenagers? On a treasure hunt?

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Wellington:
Whoever those teenagers are, I want them driven back into the sea!

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Herman:
Ah, but your eyes, they're so beautiful. Where did you get those eyes?



Camille:
They came with the head.

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Irving:
Herman, gosh, it's good to hear your voice. Bring me up to date. Did Magnolia marry Cousin Fenster after all?



Herman:
Fenster? The Siamese twin?



Irving:
Yeah, he's the one on the left.



Herman:
No, he's still a bachelor, but Seymour on the right, he's marryin'.

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[When Junior discovers Camilla and Herman's plan to steal the Fountain of Youth, the bad guys grab her and tie her to a huge machine in the basement]



Camille:
She knows too much, Herman. She must be destroyed!



Herman:
We'll annihilate the entire building!



Camille:
Get a bomb. A big bomb!



Herman:
When I turn this knob, her fate will be sealed and our secret will be safe forever.



Camille:
That knob? That's the air conditioning.

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