Jack Baker: What do you want from me? You want me to tell you to stay, hmm? Is that what you're looking for? You want me to get down on my knees and beg you to save the Baker Boys from doom? Forget it, sweetheart. We survived for 15 years before you strutted onto the scene. Fifteen years. Two seconds, you're bawling like a baby. You shouldn't be wearing a dress; you should be wearing a diaper.More Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys  Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys  quotes [10/26/2007 12:10:00]
Frank Baker: Okay, let's hear it. We trashed the Avedon, the Luau Lounge - what's our beef with 'Feelings'?
Susie Diamond: Nothing... except who cares? I mean, does anybody really need to hear 'Feelings' again in their lifetime? It's like parsley, okay? Take it away, nobody's going to know the difference.
Frank Baker: 'Feelings' is not parsley!
Susie Diamond: Frank, to you 'Feelings' may be goddamn filet mignon, but to me, it's parsley. It's *less* than parsley.
Frank Baker: Look, 'Feelings,' despite what you may think of it, has always been one of the bright moments of the show, and a consistent crowd-pleaser, and consequently we have an obligation to perform it. If we didn't, the audience would be disappointed.
Susie Diamond: Oh. Well, they weren't exactly crying their eyes out on New Year's Eve.
Frank Baker: You passed over 'Feelings'?
Susie Diamond: Yeah. Oh, and 'Bali Hai' went out with the bathwater, too.
Frank Baker: Ah ha. I see. The cat goes away for the night, and the mice take over the orchestra.
Susie Diamond: Hey! I ain't no mouse.
Frank Baker: That's right - you're parsley.More Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys  Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys  quotes [10/26/2007 12:10:00]
Jesus, when was the last time we played the Mallory?
Right, it was someone's birthday... Halloran?
He had a daughter, sweet sixteen.
Oh Christ! How could I forget? What a nightmare!
She asked for it!
I told Halloran we didn't do vocals, and he said, "What my Sissy wants...
"My Sissy gets!"
[Leering] She got it, all right!
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Susie Diamond: Listen, you're not going soft on me, are you? I mean, you're not going to start dreaming about me and waking up all sweaty and looking at me like I'm some sort of princess when I burp?More Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys  Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys  quotes [10/26/2007 12:10:00]
Jack Baker: Who I fuck and who I don't fuck is none of your fucking business!More Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys  Movie: The Fabulous Baker Boys  quotes [10/26/2007 12:10:00]
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