Movie: The Even Stevens Movie [2003] Movie: The Even Stevens Movie [2003]

Movie: The Even Stevens Movie [2003] Movie: The Even Stevens Movie [2003]

Ren:
[about to shove Louis over a cliff] I cannot tell you how long I have waited for this day...



Louis:
WAIT A LITTLE BIT LONGER!

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[Tom was singing "Blow the Man Down"]



Twitty:
Tom! TOM! It's getting dark, and I'm getting seasick so I want a little less singing, and little more sailing, OKAY?



Tom Gribalski:
Well, excuse me, Benedict Twitty! If you don't like a good sea shanty, maybe you should take the bus to Cadelona!

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[about the slug the tribal people offered the Stevens family to eat]



Miles McDermott:
Havin' trouble gettin' it down, huh?



Louis:
[spits slug out on Beans' head] I, uh... I generally try to avoid snacks that leave a trail of slime.

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Ren:
This would be such a great moment if this syrup wasn't so thick!

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[Beans farts in Louis's face]



Louis:
Oh... mother of pearl, Beans! MOTHER OF PEARL! OH WOW!



Beans:
Sorry! I'm a little gassy in the morning!

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