Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986] Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986]

Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986] Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986]

Ernest P. Worrell:
[Figuring out a mathematical equation, typing on his head like a calculator] Vern drives 18 miles to Tyson's Toyota at 20ยข a mile, that's government standard. Divided by the excellerated rotation of the earth, minus the frustration factor equals... Vern, you're gonna save $53,000 on a $9,000 car. I don't know how them boys stay in business!

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Ernest P. Worrell:
Country Fresh Lite keeps ya livin' right, knowhutimean?

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Ernest P. Worrell:
Vern, what's these dead minnows doin' on my pizza pie?

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Ernest P. Worrell:
Did you see her fix these hamburgers? She cooked'em just the way I like'em. She cooked them one at a time, all the fixings, none of them conveyer belts, no automatic burger machines, none of that factory stuff, it's just a real hamburger made by a real human being. What'll they think of next?

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Ernest P. Worrell:
[On smoking cigarettes] Gosh, Vern, ya tryin' to kill us all? Walkin' around all the time with that weed hangin' out of your mouth. Don't you know how deadly that thing is? You're just askin' for a case of the Big C: Cancer city, Chemo Therapy Hotel. I care 'bout you, Vern, that's why I'm warning you, you better give up them cigarettes, buddy, or the groundhogs will ber bringin' you your mail, knowhutimean?

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