Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986] Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986]

Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986] Movie: The Ernest Film Festival [1986]

Ernest P. Worrell:
[after watching Andy Griffith] I know what, Vern, let's me and you play Mayberry. I'll be Andy and you be Dopey.

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Ernest P. Worrell:
[At an ice cream shop] And Vern, I guess you got the chocolate. Don't you want yours, Vern? Well pay the lady.

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Ernest P. Worrell:
You gotta give your fair share, Vern, because if you don't pitch in your part and I don't pitch in my part, these poor people won't have a part to pitch in. Get Ernest 'bout the United Way, knowhutImean?

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Ernest P. Worrell:
Boy, Vern, crime fightin' is a thankless job, but somebody's gotta do it. Knowhutimean?

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Ernest P. Worrell:
[reading Vern's hospital chart] Hey Vern it says here you're gettin' 50 suppositories a day. Where you puttin' them things anyway?

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