Movie: The Emperor's New Groove [2000] Movie: The Emperor's New Groove [2000]

Movie: The Emperor's New Groove [2000] Movie: The Emperor's New Groove [2000]

Townsman #1:
Hey, Pacha, you just missed your relatives.



Pacha:
My relatives?



Townsman #1:
Yeah, we just sent them on to your house.



Pacha:
What'd they look like?



Townsman #1:
Well there was this big guy and an older woman who was... how would you describe her?



Townsman #2:
Scary beyond all reason.



Townsman #1:
Yeah, that's it.

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[the drink is poisoned]



Yzma:
Kronk, the emperor needs his... drink!



Kronk:
Right. Oh...


[winks at Yzma]



Kronk:
...riiiiiiggghhht.


[goes to grab drink and realizes that he doesn't know which one it it]



Kuzco:
Hey, Kronk, is there a problem?



Kronk:
[as he mixes the drinks together before refilling all the cups] The drinks are a bit on the


[small explosion from one of the cups]



Kronk:
uh, warm side. Hey, d'ya see that sky today? Talk about blue.



Yzma:
Yes, Kronk. Riveting. A toast, to the emperor! Long live Kuzco!



Kronk:
[to Yzma trying to make it sound like he's coughing] Don't drink the wine. Poison.

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[Yzma and Kronk are trapped in a dark locked room]



Pacha's wife:
What do you mean the door's stuck? Try jiggling the handle.



Yzma:
There is no handle in here.



Pacha's wife:
[holding the door handle] There's not? Are you sure?



Yzma:
All right, I've had enough of this. Tell us where the talking lhama is and we'll burn your house to the ground.



Kronk:
Er, don't you mean or?



Yzma:
[even more angrily] Err, tell us where the talking lhama is *or* we'll burn your house to the ground.



Chaca:
Well, which is it? That sounds like a pretty crucial conjunction.

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ChiCha:
As I said before, you may remember, Pacha is not here. I'll be sure to tell him you stopped by.



Yzma:
Would you? That would be great.


[knocks her cup on the floor]



Yzma:
Oops. Clumsy me.



ChiCha:
[annoyed] No, allow me.


[very pregnant, tries to squat to pick up cup]



Yzma:
[joins Kronk jumping rope] She's hiding something. When I give the word we search the house.



Kronk:
Ok, but I still have 94 monkeys to go.

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Kuzco:
There's two people looking for you.



Kuzco:
What'd they look like?



Pacha:
There's this big guy and this skinny woman.



Kuzco:
Wait, was she scary beyond all reason?



Pacha:
Oh, yeah!



Kuzco:
That's Yzma and Kronk!

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