Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005]

Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005]

Crystal Falls: [Billy is playing Charlie's tuba] What are you doing?
Billy: I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems to be what all the chicks are into, you know?
Crystal Falls: Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long.
[Billy throws down the tuba, destroying it.]
Crystal Falls: Oh my god, Billy - why would you do that?
Billy: Because I'm a stupid bastard?More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]
The Chumscrubber: [on a morbid cartoon everyone is watching] I live in a city, but in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this city of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber.More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]
Crystal Falls: I probably would have ended up with a football player if I hadn't met you. And I'm not gonna lie - you've really kept it interesting, but I'm done.
Billy: What the fuck are you talking about?More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]
Billy: [playing Charley's "Chumscrubber" video game] Ah! Come on! Let's see some fucking blood already.More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]
Billy: [to Charlie] Hey, shitballs, come here. I want to show you something. Now, when you get to high school, if anyone tries to kick your ass - well, you're probably gonna get your ass kicked anyways, but if you weren't such a pussy, you could try this. Come at me, hit me in the chest.
[Charlie weakly hits him]
Billy: No, really come at me like you got a pair.
[Charlie lunges at Billy, who tosses him across the room.]
Billy: Good! That was good!
Crystal Falls: Oh, my God, Billy! Are you hurt, Charlie?
Lee: He's about half your size, man.
Billy: Are you fucking kidding me? We fucking kidnapped this fucking kid! Am I the only person who fucking remembers that?
Lee: You're such a dick.More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]

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