Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005]

Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005]

Billy's brother: Who put that knife in the wall?
Billy: I did.
Billy's brother: Fix it.
Billy: No.
Billy's brother: Excuse me?
Billy: It's my room.
Billy's brother: No. It's not your room. It is a room in my house.
Billy: Then you fix it.More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]
The Chumscrubber: [on a morbid cartoon everyone is watching] I live in a city, but in an apartment high above the cloud left by the blast. I'm one of the lucky ones. One morning, I awoke to find my head was no longer attached to my body. I'm not dead, but who could call this a life? So I do what I can, in this city of freaks and subhuman creatures. I became... The Chumscrubber.More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]
Crystal Falls: [Billy is playing Charlie's tuba] What are you doing?
Billy: I was thinking of going out for marching band. It seems to be what all the chicks are into, you know?
Crystal Falls: Yeah, Charlie nailed me all night long.
[Billy throws down the tuba, destroying it.]
Crystal Falls: Oh my god, Billy - why would you do that?
Billy: Because I'm a stupid bastard?More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]
Lee: He won't die!
Billy: You wuss!
Lee: He's stronger than he looks!
Billy: Here! Stab him!
Lee: Where?
Billy: I don't know! In the stomach or something!
Lee: [stabs Charlie] Shit!
Charley Bratley: You stabbed me in the stomach!
Billy: Is it deep?!
Lee: [to Charlie] Is it deep?
Charley Bratley: [pause] Fuck you!
Billy: [sighs] No, it's not deep.More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]
Billy: [playing Charley's "Chumscrubber" video game] Ah! Come on! Let's see some fucking blood already.More Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] Movie: The Chumscrubber [2005] quotes [09/25/2005 12:09:00]

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